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My girlfriend asked for a lexus for christmas

  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by likesmice You obviously don't know a THING about women…

    No reasonable woman would seriously ask for a "Lexus" for Christmas in FEBRUARY without elaborating on what exactly she means by a "Lexus" (i.e. the model, year, color, special features, etc). If she did go into detail, however, then yes you should start making plans to buy her the one she wants. If you can't afford it, then confront her about it, so there's no disappointments and mistrust.

    You fucking simp blue pilled idiot.
  2. #22
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by SPLAT How is all of this still not public knowledge…. you people are terrible detectives.

    enlighten us with ur wisdom
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Lanny, you should make her make "payments" every night between now and Christmas (and then keep the title in your name).
  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    def keep it in ur name you never know when a bitch is gonna flip on ya and it feels good to jank the nice car out from under her ass when she is thinkin she done got over on you
  5. #25
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by POLECAT def keep it in ur name you never know when a bitch is gonna flip on ya and it feels good to jank the nice car out from under her ass when she is thinkin she done got over on you

    They will always leave when a better opportunity arrives, don't kid yourself. Its known as monkey branching
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by stl1 Lanny, you should make her make "payments" every night between now and Christmas (and then keep the title in your name).

    Shut up you stupid faggot, you dont know shit about anything
  7. #27
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Do you ball hard enough to buy one without seriously setting yourself back financially?
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  8. #28
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lanny never has any giveaways for this site.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting They will always leave when a better opportunity arrives, don't kid yourself. Its known as monkey branching

    You do really generalize. I mean females make up more than half the global population. And you just say "they" will do that even though thee are millions of cases where they dont. And there are millions of cases where it's the guy. Lol. You are really strung up on it.
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  10. #30
    Dont get her anything that costs more than 2k unless married.
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    buy her a new dildo or shithole plug for mothers day ( swag )
  12. #32
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its Funny this "girlfriend" has yet to show up in this thread,,,


    Lammy, does she know about this little place you have called Niggasin.space.com
  13. #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Dont get her anything that costs more than 2k unless married.

    Why did you bring up the evil word of marriage?
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Dont get her anything that costs more than 2k unless married.

    so how does it feels like having a long term prostitute ?
  15. #35
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by 🐿 Lanny never has any giveaways for this site.

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  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    don don donnnnn
  17. #37
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    OP is a little kid what is he doing buying an overpriced "luxury" automobile.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so how does it feels like having a long term prostitute ?

    Feels good that I found someone who can reliably have my back 24/7 no questions asked.
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Corona-chan OP is a little kid what is he doing buying an overpriced "luxury" automobile.

    Says the guy living in a 1997 Oldsmobile Silhouette. Stick to noise music you faggot.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anyway yes get Layla a fucking new car.
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