2020-02-06 at 12:25 AM UTC
Lmao @ that’s what she said
XL it is .. :)
2020-02-06 at 1:15 AM UTC
I remember I had the lead in a play/musical and I practiced so much I lost my voice completely..
Had to be in about 5-6 grade ..
News crew came and interviewed me about the play ..because it was kind of a big deal in the city the school doing this big production.. and was gonna be put on at Kennedy King College in Chicago
The interview lady asked me what I was gonna do when she noticed I was horse .. I told her I practiced too much and I’ve been drinking tea to get my voice back
I sounded so bad :/
It was called “The Golden Bird” ..
Still remember the main song
Traumatic experience
But it was a learning experience of the show must go on
2020-02-06 at 1:17 AM UTC
See I did theater in school as well as outside of school
Most of my siblings did as well
Sometimes our school would go to plays that my older adult sister was actually in.. after the show she’d come and hug me or something and my classmates always was like how you know her? Lol
2020-02-06 at 1:22 AM UTC
The director was named Rinnoco ..pretty sure he still is over the theater “ETA” ...
He was a hard ass and was super strict on us
If we missed a play or rehearsal hed go off on these long tangents
That always lead to him telling the story of how he still preformed the night his mother died .. so he wasn’t tryna hear nan excuses lol
2020-02-06 at 1:31 AM UTC
Oh I see aldra and I are on a similar wavelength today/tonight. I skipped ahead.
2020-02-06 at 1:34 AM UTC
Welp.. I just rolled a spliff and I’m feeling nostalgic
Telemarketing tales ... I haven’t rambled about those yet :)
2020-02-06 at 1:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Welp.. I just rolled a spliff and I’m feeling nostalgic
Telemarketing tales … I haven’t rambled about those yet :)
I look forward to some of your weird ass thoughts in about 10 to 15 minutes.
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2020-02-06 at 1:38 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
not that i am an expert or anything on the subject but reading your random thoughts there my black licorice domino...
i swear you are having a major manic episode and i want you to see a good friend of mine soon. his name is Jack(no lie but maybe related to me...distant cousin for real.)he is a shrink. you must be and dress rather slutty for him. he sex obsessed...he rambles on and on about his conquests(again real talk..so you might wanna be drunk and HIGH for your meeting)he will pay you for the time..you won't pay shit. he does have some of my quirks though...must run in the family.
i am really worried about you child...the manic episodes can be quite dramatic and much worse than the depressive ones. so i've heard. some can become violent even. you may do harm to your friends, family...or just exes..and i'm such under all that black hood...lies a dangerous bitch
so get help now while you can. may the power of christ compell ya dang dirty dawg donkey kong ain't got nuthin on me shrimp and deep fried dick closet carpet munch sick twisted freakish lil princess daddy's pony corndo strap on grits and collared green shitting witch!.
2020-02-06 at 1:42 AM UTC
So back in my early 20s I was a telemarketer.. I’ve always spoken very well so idk why I never thought to work the phone till then but I went to an interview with a girlfriend of mine who had a thick country accent
So we’re all at the big table doing a group interview.. like 10 people
I’m giving direct eye contact because that’s how I am and he couldn’t help but look at me more because I’m giving this eye contact
He has me read this fake script of sales .. then everyone else..
He calls me back first and told me I had the job ..
When my friend came out she said he told her he’d call her
I felt bad so I said he told me the same thing ... ya know because she was a real sweet girl just very country
2020-02-06 at 1:49 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
oh fuck you definitely coming at me, guns blazing, nips in my mouth, and ready to kill a penguin...maybe several and in front of children. like girl what the fuck?
as for me i am so completely chill its unimaginable. you can't even feel that. also could be just the ice pack i sat on idk but you just can't imagine the chill factor. deal with it.
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2020-02-06 at 1:50 AM UTC
So after I get the job I realized that I had a genuine gift..
As the days went by I noticed I’m the only one near my cubicle who’s not getting hung up on...
The calls were automatically produced and I had a headset and a computer..
Sometimes I’d call someone and they’d say can I call them back
And I’d say I have no control over who the system would give the call back to and they’d be upset and say If it wasn’t me who called they weren’t interested
The calls were monitored and I could hear a slight echo when my team lead was listening in
This one guy tries to have lowkey phone sex in the middle of a sale and I hear this echo .. and my boss is looking at me
And I’m looking at her like wth ..then she disconnected the call
She said she could tell by my face something was going on so she saved me there
2020-02-06 at 2:01 AM UTC
But I had one competitor ... Peggy she was an older woman who could smooth sell ice to Eskimos ...
She was there from the moment they opened until the moment they closed because we could actually do that .. literally stay as long as we wanted
The latest we stayed open I think was like 8/9 and I can’t lie that’s when people would get pissed!
You’re calling them during dinner and they don’t like it ..
“Don’t call my fuqn house at this hour! I’ve worked all day I’m eating with my family!”
So I didn’t usually stay late because I didn’t like getting that response because it wasn’t what I was used to ya know ...
But one day I asked Peggy how much she bring In every two weeks staying the hours she does from open to close .. she said over two stacks and I’m like damnn peggy! You workin’m ..
We did get bonuses for extra sells and I always hit those numbers and more but I had to kind hound them about my bonuses and I didn’t like that .. but they would give it after you kept on them lol
2020-02-06 at 3:25 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"Please God forgive me for..." SPLAT
"Got another one for the purgatory bucket here, Michael!"
2020-02-06 at 3:29 AM UTC
"He clearly didnt love the life I gave him, just throw him in the HELL BUCKET along with everyone else that has killed themselves and the others that have blasphemed My Holy Spirit. Come to think of it, heaven is kinda lonely up here with just the two of us. Oh well."
-Yahwey
2020-02-06 at 3:50 AM UTC
Inbox messages are delayed by like 20 min ...
A hott chick sent me a message and I didn’t see it come up until way later...
I can’t be having people think I’m just posting living my best life and ignoring them ..
Administration! Pls fix
Thank you
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