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How I made my penis 8 inches long

  1. #1
    I cut it in half.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You posted this on Zoklet sometime in 2010, but it was 12 inches instead of 8.

    I've caught you, CF, I know you only cut off 4 inches and not 8.
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  3. #3
    Originally posted by Zanick You posted this on Zoklet sometime in 2010, but it was 12 inches instead of 8.

    I've caught you, CF, I know you only cut off 4 inches and not 8.

    Apparently he's just remaking his old threads tonight
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    Originally posted by Zanick You posted this on Zoklet sometime in 2010, but it was 12 inches instead of 8.

    I've caught you, CF, I know you only cut off 4 inches and not 8.

    You have quite the memory Zanoodle.

    You have caught me in my deception. My devious jape has been undone.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You have quite the memory Zanoodle.

    You have caught me in my deception. My devious jape has been undone.

    You know, it just dawned on me that it was seven years ago, I remember entering that thread in PEOO and adding my hand to the pool of thanks, dozens deep, and realizing that my place here goes back so far makes me a little proud, as though I were part of something historic, but mostly just lots of shame.
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  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I cut it in half.

    how did you attach the two 4" halves end to end to make that 8"?

    glue? duct tape?
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    What happened in the last 7 years that made a "my penis is 16" long" joke appropriate now when a "my penis is two feet long" joke was called for back then? Has the global penis economy tanked? Are we rationing shlong length now? Or did the good captain become a more humble person in these intervening years? Or less confident?

    What could possibly explain this unforeseen shrinkage?
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Lanny What happened in the last 7 years that made a "my penis is 16" long" joke appropriate now when a "my penis is two feet long" joke was called for back then? Has the global penis economy tanked? Are we rationing shlong length now? Or did the good captain become a more humble person in these intervening years? Or less confident?

    What could possibly explain this unforeseen shrinkage?

    It's February bro, don't judge.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny What happened in the last 7 years that made a "my penis is 16" long" joke appropriate now when a "my penis is two feet long" joke was called for back then? Has the global penis economy tanked? Are we rationing shlong length now? Or did the good captain become a more humble person in these intervening years? Or less confident?

    What could possibly explain this unforeseen shrinkage?

    Hillary clinton
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  11. #11
    that was a good one

  12. #12
    Shit it's actually been 7 years, I didn't eve think about that. It's been a long fucking time. Damn dude, I miss Zoklet and TOTSE.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Poasting in nostalgia thread.
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    Toasting in a nostalgia bread.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Boasting in a nostalgia Ted.
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  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    shitting in a shitty thread
  17. #17
    Ghosting in a haunted shed
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  18. #18
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Bangin' in your mama's bed.
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  19. #19
    Slangin' in the hood
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