Since I got stupid drunk Friday and I've been cutting back drinking I didn't drink all day Saturday and it eventually became early Sunday morning. I get hit up by the girl I hit up on tinder a few days ago and shes like "hey whats up, what are you doing" and I just tell her I'm just hangin and she asks if I want to come over. So I'm guessing she basically wants some fat cock in her hole since its 2:30 am.
She tells me she has some wine and some brews and I say cool I'll head over in a sec. And she tells me "she's nervous" and I tell her "dont be im a cool guy, I have a cat" just to be funny and lighten the mood. So I get there and we go in and I sit on the couch and she sits in a chair and she's drinking wine and over the course of an hour or so I dunno have 3 120z cans of lonestar which isn't a lot for any guy , so I'm just being chill and normal and not acting like a dick like I do sometimes.
And she's plays a few records what not.. and she tells me how she just moved here and works at the heart hospital as a nurse. Which is a really nice hospital in my neighborhood. I tell her how I'm looking into going back to school to maybe be a nurse or just something in the medical field because I used to be a nursing asst at a hospital when I was younger. And she digs that and we are just talking about places we've traveled too and bands we've seen and what not. And I'm making jokes and making her laugh because I'm a charming strapping young lad In the prime of my life.
And out of nowhere, she says "Doug I want to ask you something." And I say "sure..." And she ask "Are you a feminist?" And I say "uh I dunno..." (I saw this coming a mile away before I even got to her place because of how she looks in her pictures and with the social climate, in the jedi media) (she looks extremely jedi, but had a nice ass and tits the kind I like) And she's like "what do you mean you don't know?" And I said well what do you mean by "feminist" (totally playing dumb and just trying to avoid the question because I didnt come here to talk about this)
And I can tell she's a little annoyed that I didn't just say yes I was but she's trying to be chill because I'm being cool as a cucumber because my pussy game is top tier at that moment and she didn't invite me over to not get dick lol
But somehow she ties her gender rant into how minorities have gone through so much and it's just important that, me as a white male am a feminist and put those people before me. I tell her how I'm not white, my moms hispanic so I'm a minority.. And she basically says well but in the eyes of society you are white. LOL
So again she ask me are you a feminist. And I just say "uh yeah sure.." all with no conviction just like I'm trying to blow the whole thing off. And she says Doug I like you and if you're really a feminist I want to be a proud one. She tells me that telling a girl that you're a feminist is a panty dropper. (so she's basically using sex to push her agenda which is pretty fucked up if you ask me m8, if anything thats not a panty dropper and makes you cuck)
I casually mention how it was a loaded question that she sprung out of nowhere. (it wasn't out of nowhere for me, I saw it coming cuz I iz smart)
And I just get all silent and now this entire "date" has turned awkward.. because of her.
Basically she apologizes and tells me she's just crazy and she's been enjoying hanging with me. She gets up and goes to the and straddles and starts making out with me and she ask if I want to go to her bed. I end up fucking her silly there blood all over here and ball juice all over her and we are sweaty and it smells like ass. She instantly goes to sleep. And at this point its like maybe 4:30 or 5 in the morning And I so don't want to drive home on the highway at this time being the only car on the road so I figure I'll just nap with her for a couple hours til the sun comes up then leave.
I go wash my hands and notice she has a bottle of vicodin by the sink, so I pop one cause I'm going to have a hard time laying still in a strangers house for a couple hours in the dark.
So the son comes up and I figure instead of waking her up and telling her I'm leaving I'll wake her up by fucking her so I start playing with her pussy and she likes it but pushes my hand away, but not very hard.. So I get on top of her and start fucking her and she's enjoying it and embracing my tightly and moaning like a lil whore. But at some point she shoves me in the chest, so I get off and I'm like are you alright?
And she puts a pillow over her face but still her pussy is exposed, and she says yes. And I tell her I'm going to use the bathroom, I come back out and start putting on my clothes because she's putting me in a weird spot, like I don't know what the deal is, she's not telling me to get out, but she's definitely pouting as some kind of manipulation tactic.
I tell her thanks for inviting me, later doll. And that was that.
But the moral of the story is, I can understand why girls want equality but fundamentally they are different than guys. But a lot of young 3rd wavve feminist (she was 25) don't want a guy that stands up for himself in a respectful dignified manner, they basically want a cuck/chick with a dick who will pander to their mental disorders (i'd be willing to bet she takes a heavy dose of lithium every morning)
You can be respectful to a lady, but to for a guy and girl thing to work in the natural a guy has to lead because guys are leaders and real women at their core want to be lead.
And not that that doesn't mean you can't chase them to an extent, women looooove to be chased, (running up their stairs after them to the bedroom pinching their behind) so when they wake up with you in the morning they don't feel like whores and they say something, "ohhh Bill Krozbyler, you were quite wild cat last night! teehee!" as she playfully slap your manly chest.
Buuuut noooo, I was shoved in the chest and saw a temper tantrum from a child, and now instead of her being a happy slut, I'm now "a dick" and she's one lonely depressed ho
/thread
[oh yeah one side note that I forgot to mention that was fucking hilarious, when I was fucking her I thought about her calling me a white male, and I thought of aids skrillex and started laughing, and she was like why are you laughing? and I was like don't worry about it lol]
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T17:19:22.164419+00:00
there's nothing wrong about lying to a chick to gain access to her orifices...is basic evolutionary biology and practiced by every male organism on this planet.
depending on the ratio of chick-hotness to length-of-time-after-last-fuck is how much effort is deserved in a ruse.
Originally posted by infinityshock
pics or it didn't happen
there's nothing wrong about lying to a chick to gain access to her orifices…is basic evolutionary biology and practiced by every male organism on this planet.
depending on the ratio of chick-hotness to length-of-time-after-last-fuck is how much effort is deserved in a ruse.
and…feminism is a mental disease
it felt good
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T17:18:19.438116+00:00
Real talk though, I was at a party once where I offended a feminist by saying the wage gap is a myth. The night ended with me varnishing her tonsils with my cum.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Nobody gives a fuck
well i didn't think anybody would, i just shit post and blog on here for my own amusement and to kill time until its beer 0 clock on sunday. You can barely write, your lsd trip story was very lack luster, everyone else had to help you out. Don't get it twisted, chicken.
And bill the cat cared, he just pm'd me telling me that it was a really hott story and he'd like me to do more...
im a fan of charlie bukoswki because i love women and drinking and I'm a fan of phillip k dick who writes sci-fi, so thats why I do what I do, sorry your life is boring that you have to shit on others.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T21:11:32.090507+00:00
I'm just kidding Bill Krozby, I'd honestly rather have your sexcapade stories than nothing at all or the retardation we are generally subject to. I didn't really read your OP but
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
If you wasn't crawling with every virus under the sun I'd say to get checked, stds are considered "sexual liberation" to these cunts. Go again and piss in her shit box
Originally posted by Number13
If you wasn't crawling with every virus under the sun I'd say to get checked, stds are considered "sexual liberation" to these cunts. Go again and piss in her shit box
Originally posted by Number13
If you wasn't crawling with every virus under the sun I'd say to get checked, stds are considered "sexual liberation" to these cunts. Go again and piss in her shit box
