2017-02-05 at 10:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice
Boy howdy, pineapple crush and cheap brandy get you tipsy while being easy to get down. Taste is mediocre tbh, but I can keep it down without problem when blended with ice and combined with cannabis. Oh crap, I really did go through quite a lot of brandy in one day, will have to go outside again, and eat as well. Seems I can tolerate a cycle of eating once every other day pretty well, which is convenient. I got a craving for that $5 naked chicken chalupa box. If you consume wheat (flour tortilla, not corn.), the cheesy bean and rice burrito, with a base price of one dollar, customized with the refried beans swapped out for black beans (free) and pico de gallo sauce added, one step above that being adding sour cream for the rich creaminess to balance out the other ingredients, and even potatoes added for hardiness, and you'd likely come in at $2 for the deluxe 500 calorie+ version, base $1 version being 420 calories. Oh, and grilled (also free) to ensure it's nice and hot upon arrival.
*sigh* Had anyone ever reflected on the fact that anime exists, coming primarily from one relatively small country, and just felt all dere, warm and fuzzy when thinking about the concept? Reality would practically be unbearable otherwise. It's what led me to the love of my life, my waifu Shinobu (reaction to her, that's Kanbaru in the gif):
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You need to take the opportunity now that you're a borderline alcoholic to go to thrashy places and smash some strange bro. Forget your looks, finances, even your mental well being. You are now a drunk man on a mission to smash some strange. Let's get it!
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2017-02-05 at 10:56 AM UTC
To be quite honest, when I think of the core of sex, I think, "I really don't want to do this."
I mean, if you could be just as happy by yourself, without the conflict, the contradictory desires and need to sacrifice parts of yourself, your own autonomy, why wouldn't you? It's simply a biological flaw that needs to be fixed, and drugs & neurosurgery are the answer.
2017-02-05 at 11:21 AM UTC
I genuinely don't consider "human" to be something positive. If anything you are the most reprehensible species, being capable of something better, but choosing not to. You deserve nothing short of absolute extermination.
Also, did you know that on average having children is close to 3x worse for your happiness than the death of a spouse combined with loss of job? Your genes literally program your behavior, even among the intelligent, to engage in this foolishness before you know better. You're being cucked by evolution, by your selfish genes, into going on a wild goose chase, and you'll gleefully convince yourself it was the superior choice because you were unable to find greater meaning in your life.
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2017-02-05 at 1:07 PM UTC
I want some weed but I can't send or receive texts atm :(
2017-02-05 at 1:30 PM UTC
Tomorrow when I cop some new shard will mark my 17th day being sober(sad that I actually count) I purposely abstain for 7-11 days usually just for health reasons and I don't want to look like a skank junkie I found this to be the best way so far. Almost 24 hours exactly until I taste that sweet sweet burn in my nose as my brain reverts back to mush.
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2017-02-05 at 1:50 PM UTC
I actually had to use a phone to ring someone. Who knew phones could even still make calls
2017-02-05 at 2:38 PM UTC
Nothing like a hot festering steamy yellow-hued shit to start off a Sunday. The JOYS of life.
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2017-02-05 at 4:17 PM UTC
>wake up in a panic completely soaked in a cold sweat after bout of extensive insomnia
>reach over to grab bucket and dry heave
>do some some dabs for the antiemetic effect and other benefits in order to keep anything down, dry heave from the smoke/vapor
>scramble for a drink and anti-depressants
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2017-02-05 at 4:18 PM UTC
Malice is slowly becoming the biggest alcoholic of us all
2017-02-05 at 4:58 PM UTC
Yeah! I've honestly never come close to blacking out. In fact, if I really want to, I can compensate for the psychomotor effects alcohol has and manage fine at even quite a high level of intoxication. It's like a car's steering that's off balance, you find the general pattern for how it affects your movement and then you compensate for it.
Effects on cognition are similar as well. If you start off in the 130+ IQ range even if you're knocked down a fair amount you're still going to be able to function with most tasks. Same with cannabis, I've never had a problem with cognition, although there may be an endocannabinoid deficit as well associated with autism spectrum disorders.
2017-02-05 at 7:40 PM UTC
ya i still think beznoes r weak on me
2017-02-05 at 7:53 PM UTC
Ahh so I was texting some hoes about a reup and this hot blonde girl I've wanted to violate for ages was like "you going to just give me some??" So I replied back the same exact thing and got a resounding YES!!...I can't do this but my gf will never know probably so it's like it never happened...that's how it works right? Yeah I think so..
