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1. 2017-02-05 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #181
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll never ban myself. Ever. If I do, it's an accident, please unban me then, k?
2. 2017-02-05 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #182
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I didn't ban clutch, it looks like he banned himself (that's a thing you can do now).
   
   Server error 500 means I fucked something up, where are you seeing it?

   
   Oh is that what "anonymise your account" does?
   
   I didn't think it'd be like you to ban someone
3. 2017-02-05 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #183
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by RisiR When I try to register.

   
   Shit, I should have tested the self-ban thing better before pushing it out. How long has Clutch been banned for? He wouldn't be able to re-reg during that time.
   
   Oh well I guess, it's fixed now. Software development, woo!
   
   

   Originally posted by RisiR I'll never ban myself. Ever. If I do, it's an accident, please unban me then, k?

   
   I can't reverse it because:
   
   

   Originally posted by reject Oh is that what "anonymise your account" does?

   
   Yeah, it bans your account but it also moves all its posts and stuff onto a service account so the content remains but it's not clear, at least from the system perspective, who made a given post. Back on zoklet I wrote a script to delete people's posts, zok refused to do it so I was the guy you called when your mom found your account or something. I understand why zok didn't want to though, having tens of thousands of posts replaced with 3char overnight fucks SEO and is just kinda ugly to look at. Anyway, the alternative is this, your posts live on but it's not clear who made them and you don't need to ask my permission. I can't easily reverse the process as a result though since everyone's posts get dropped on the same account.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-02-05 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #184
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Better put it in that Hamburger menu right under Latest Threads....
   
   Where is that function?
5. 2017-02-05 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #185
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Profile page > Anonymize your account
   
   At my old job we added a feature to randomize the order of this one set of buttons to annoy people, it was turned on and off for individual users, even added the feature that if you scrolled the buttons off-screen they'd get reordered but you could never see it happen and that if you clicked a button there was a 20% chance we'd count it as clicking one of the buttons next to it in hopes people would think they just hit the wrong thing instead of that they were being fucked with.
6. 2017-02-05 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #186
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   classic
   
   
7. 2017-02-05 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #187
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   is that diphen?
8. 2017-02-05 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #188
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Morphine
9. 2017-02-05 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #189
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oh
   
10. 2017-02-05 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #190
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by bling bling

    
    is it just your camera or is that weed brown
11. 2017-02-05 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #191
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People don't like it when you bring up their dead kids in arguments.
12. 2017-02-05 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #192
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by reject People don't like it when you bring up their dead kids in arguments.

    
    Weird
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Brain surgeon
13. 2017-02-05 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #193
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ikr
14. 2017-02-05 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #194
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going to adopt a baby and kill it front of its birth parents for no reason.
15. 2017-02-05 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #195
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm going to adopt a baby and kill it front of its birth parents for no reason.

    
    "Oh well, we'll just make another one"
16. 2017-02-05 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #196
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm proud to call myself a Shitfucker
17. 2017-02-05 at 7:48 AM UTC

    #197
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Call me anything you want just don't call me late for dinner.
18. 2017-02-05 at 9:46 AM UTC

    #198
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote is it just your camera or is that weed brown

    
    *cringe*
19. 2017-02-05 at 10:09 AM UTC

    #199
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Call me anything you want just don't call me late for dinner.

    
    Lol biff you're such a kidder!!
20. 2017-02-05 at 10:11 AM UTC

    #200
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Boy howdy, pineapple crush and cheap brandy get you tipsy while being easy to get down. Taste is mediocre tbh, but I can keep it down without problem when blended with ice and combined with cannabis. Oh crap, I really did go through quite a lot of brandy in one day, will have to go outside again, and eat as well. Seems I can tolerate a cycle of eating once every other day pretty well, which is convenient. I got a craving for that $5 naked chicken chalupa box. If you consume wheat (flour tortilla, not corn.), the cheesy bean and rice burrito, with a base price of one dollar, customized with the refried beans swapped out for black beans (free) and pico de gallo sauce added, one step above that being adding sour cream for the rich creaminess to balance out the other ingredients, and even potatoes added for hardiness, and you'd likely come in at $2 for the deluxe 500 calorie+ version, base $1 version being 420 calories. Oh, and grilled (also free) to ensure it's nice and hot upon arrival.
    
    *sigh* Had anyone ever reflected on the fact that anime exists, coming primarily from one relatively small country, and just felt all dere, warm and fuzzy when thinking about the concept? Reality would practically be unbearable otherwise. It's what led me to the love of my life, my waifu Shinobu (reaction to her, that's Kanbaru in the gif):
    
    
    
    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-05T10:14:06.331831+00:00