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1. 2017-02-04 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #161
   Brain surgeon Houston

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher And here we all were thinking you were a "virtuous pedophile"

   
   speak for yourself
2. 2017-02-04 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #162
   

   bling bling Dark Matter

   Originally posted by reject Urgh I've gotta steal tomorrow and I really don't wanna. I'm probably guna get caught

   
   ???? lat me help u owt
3. 2017-02-04 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #163
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject It always confused me when Americans go on about having to do their taxes, that kinda makes sense tho. Shit just gets automatically deducted here whatever the case, it's the employers responsibilty for the most part.

   
   some people do it themselves to save money
   
   its tax return season boys
4. 2017-02-04 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #164
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Didn't turn out too bad, ended up owing uncle sam a thousand and change. Got to write off like 8K in computer equipment and a fraction of my rent so that helped out a lot. Thank god for turbotax, I couldn't have done this shit on my own.
5. 2017-02-04 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #165
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You owe less than me, I don't have any assets or savings and I make minimum wage.
6. 2017-02-04 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #166
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   How do you owe anything? Does your employer not withhold taxes?
7. 2017-02-04 at 5 AM UTC

   #167
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've only had the job for a few months. I don't think I ever paid taxes on any income I made when I was 16-18 and it could be from that, I have no idea. I did lots of part time jobs and they never took tax off anything (I guess I'm supposed to do that myself)
8. 2017-02-04 at 7:04 AM UTC

   #168
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny Didn't turn out too bad, ended up owing uncle sam a thousand and change. Got to write off like 8K in computer equipment and a fraction of my rent so that helped out a lot. Thank god for turbotax, I couldn't have done this shit on my own.

   
   8K in equipment? Is there any way you could scam this to get me a new gaming PC?
9. 2017-02-04 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #169
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You need business income to be able to write things off against. So it's like a discount, but weirdly the math doesn't really work out in a way that's easily transferable. Huh, I guess it's kinda wierd isn't it? Like you couldn't give me money, have me buy some shit as a write off, give it to you, and experience the "discount". That seems interesting in a game-theory kind of way.
   
   Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-02-04T07:52:43.435427+00:00
10. 2017-02-04 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #170
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    
11. 2017-02-04 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #171
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling ???? lat me help u owt

    
    It was only headphones and I chickened out, I aint got the balls to steal anymore. I psyched myself up, walked in the shop, rolled up my sleeves, immediately eyeballed by security so I rolled my sleeves back down and just bought them instead. It was Tesco so it had some big black dude standing at the front by the cctv monitoring station.
    
    I used to go in Sainsburys and steal pairs of headphones just out of boredom. I went and got like 5 pairs once and traded them with some chick I lived with for 2 beers. Well worth it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • bling bling
12. 2017-02-04 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #172
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    
    lol last headfones i robbed wos wen the queen wos visiting sheff and thare was bare police all over town and i just carryed it out the entrance lol then went to see the queen she lookd hi
13. 2017-02-04 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #173
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When royalty comes to town would be the best time to commit a crime
14. 2017-02-04 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #174
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    NOT USE PLASTIC NOTES AS A SNIFFER IT SLASHES UR CAPILERIS UP LIK A RAZER
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-02-05 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #175
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    God, I would kill to be at a concert like this one MDMA and weed:
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • bling bling
16. 2017-02-05 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #176
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The japanese spirit of brutal commercialism is somehow more distasteful in the musical medium.
17. 2017-02-05 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #177
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny The japanese spirit of brutal commercialism is somehow more distasteful in the musical medium.

    
    Why did Clutch get banned and what's server error 500?
18. 2017-02-05 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #178
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea why've you actually been doing admin things, what gives?
19. 2017-02-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #179
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I didn't ban clutch, it looks like he banned himself (that's a thing you can do now).
    
    Server error 500 means I fucked something up, where are you seeing it?
20. 2017-02-05 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #180
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny I didn't ban clutch, it looks like he banned himself (that's a thing you can do now).
    
    Server error 500 means I fucked something up, where are you seeing it?

    
    When I try to register.