How fast does heaven process people?

1. 2020-01-26 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Is there any paperwork involved when you go to the pearly gates or is it all digital now?
2. 2020-01-26 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I bet they have facial recognition.🙃
3. 2020-01-26 at 7:29 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I heard that software was biased against dark skinned folx
4. 2020-01-26 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Once you're white they wave you on in.
5. 2020-01-26 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   AnomiesOffspring Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Technologist I bet they have facial recognition.🙃

   
   racial recognition
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6. 2020-01-28 at 3:44 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   How heaven does fast people process
7. 2020-01-28 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
8. 2022-07-13 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You need a proof of vaccine to get in
9. 2022-07-13 at 11:37 AM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AnomiesOffspring racial recognition

   
   fecal recognition
10. 2022-07-13 at 12:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It doesn't, everyone is in limbo not heaven until judgement day...I expect when judgement day comes though you'll be in the waiting line for an eternity.
11. 2022-07-13 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    trick question, none of that stuff is real. Nice larp skitzos
12. 2022-07-13 at 1:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost trick question, none of that stuff is real.

    
    Source?
13. 2022-07-13 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Source?

    
    
    
    
14. 2022-07-13 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Source?

    
    I can prove God doesn't exist by murdering you.
15. 2022-07-13 at 2 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I can prove God doesn't exist by murdering you.

    
    The Christian god murdered his own son, that proves nothing.
16. 2022-07-13 at 2:44 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Check and mate. Sourced from the scripture authored by the creator of all.
    
    Go ahead and refute an omnipotent being.
    
    
17. 2022-07-13 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Check and mate. Sourced from the scripture authored by the creator of all.
    
    Go ahead and refute an omnipotent being.
    
    

    
    Well the bible would say that wouldn't it
    
    It's like arresting someone for murder and him citing a note his mom wrote that says "He didn't do it gov!"
    
    KING ME!
18. 2022-07-13 at 3:45 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    "The bible is just fiction lol"
    
    Yeah that "earth" and "humans" story sounds pretty fake. It's just a very long fantasy opera alt history version like man in the high castle but set in Egypt
19. 2022-07-13 at 3:49 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    About 30,000 sps (souls per second).
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20. 2022-07-13 at 5:24 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost "The bible is just fiction lol"
    
    Yeah that "earth" and "humans" story sounds pretty fake. It's just a very long fantasy opera alt history version like man in the high castle but set in Egypt

    
    "Based on a true story"
    
    ^ The turn of phrase that can basically mean you take a historical figure or event..such as a carpenters son who was a bit of a nut job and went around saying he was the son of god..and then someone writing a book/making a movie but EMBELLISHING 99% of the story turning him form a nutty carpenter into the actual son of god.
    
    "But it's based on a true story!"
    
    The number of Americans I've met that have believed the movie "braveheart" is a true story...because the guy it's about existed and because it says "this is a true story" at the beginning of the movie
    
    Fucking lollocks as me old Rabbi used to say.