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How fast does heaven process people?
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2020-01-26 at 6:29 PM UTCIs there any paperwork involved when you go to the pearly gates or is it all digital now?
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2020-01-26 at 6:31 PM UTCI bet they have facial recognition.🙃
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2020-01-26 at 7:29 PM UTCI heard that software was biased against dark skinned folx
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2020-01-26 at 10:21 PM UTCOnce you're white they wave you on in.
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2020-01-26 at 10:27 PM UTC
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2020-01-28 at 3:44 AM UTCHow heaven does fast people process
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2020-01-28 at 4:34 AM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 6:18 AM UTCYou need a proof of vaccine to get in
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2022-07-13 at 11:37 AM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 12:20 PM UTCIt doesn't, everyone is in limbo not heaven until judgement day...I expect when judgement day comes though you'll be in the waiting line for an eternity.
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2022-07-13 at 1:36 PM UTCtrick question, none of that stuff is real. Nice larp skitzos
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2022-07-13 at 1:46 PM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 1:48 PM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 1:52 PM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 2 PM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 2:44 PM UTC
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2022-07-13 at 3:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost Check and mate. Sourced from the scripture authored by the creator of all.
Go ahead and refute an omnipotent being.
Well the bible would say that wouldn't it
It's like arresting someone for murder and him citing a note his mom wrote that says "He didn't do it gov!"
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2022-07-13 at 3:45 PM UTC"The bible is just fiction lol"
Yeah that "earth" and "humans" story sounds pretty fake. It's just a very long fantasy opera alt history version like man in the high castle but set in Egypt -
2022-07-13 at 3:49 PM UTCAbout 30,000 sps (souls per second).
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2022-07-13 at 5:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost "The bible is just fiction lol"
Yeah that "earth" and "humans" story sounds pretty fake. It's just a very long fantasy opera alt history version like man in the high castle but set in Egypt
"Based on a true story"
^ The turn of phrase that can basically mean you take a historical figure or event..such as a carpenters son who was a bit of a nut job and went around saying he was the son of god..and then someone writing a book/making a movie but EMBELLISHING 99% of the story turning him form a nutty carpenter into the actual son of god.
"But it's based on a true story!"
The number of Americans I've met that have believed the movie "braveheart" is a true story...because the guy it's about existed and because it says "this is a true story" at the beginning of the movie
Fucking lollocks as me old Rabbi used to say.