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People who zip between lanes and speed

  1. #61
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In Tejas you have to have a Texas license if you've been driving more than 30 days in the state…coming up on 23yrs would be pushing it.

    Interesting. I don't like that law, because if someone is there on business, or an extended project, from another state, then they fucken gotta get a Texas license? Thats strange. But a good way to add extra money to the coffers, I suppose.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by WellHung Texas is big on justice. That's one of the last states you want to break the law in… They don't fuck around when it comes to punishment.

    Yeah as if Texans are the paragon of moral perfection
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm just lazy and hate paperwork. I have to renew my green card in 2023…that's good for 10yrs…Im thinking about doing the citizenship thing instead before then though to get it out of the way so I don't have to line up with the browns anymore.

    Just go ahead and get the citizenship. Dealing with immigration sucks dick, and, should you get even a DUI or some dumb shit like that you will be deported.

    I applied and received citizenship as soon as I had my green card for 5 years.
  4. #64
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm just lazy and hate paperwork. I have to renew my green card in 2023…that's good for 10yrs…Im thinking about doing the citizenship thing instead before then though to get it out of the way so I don't have to line up with the browns anymore.

    Lol...i dont blame ya. Doing anything special for the weekend, or just some good ole R&R?
  5. #65
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Just go ahead and get the citizenship. Dealing with immigration sucks dick, and, should you get even a DUI or some dumb shit like that you will be deported.

    I applied and received citizenship as soon as I had my green card for 5 years.

    Damn i didnt know that. I don't think Jig breaks the law n I don't think hes dumb enough to get caught if he did ..but that is kind of tempting fate.
  6. #66
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah guys just ask wariat they will mail you back to where ur from for the slightest little accusation from luciano
  7. #67
    Originally posted by WellHung Damn i didnt know that. I don't think Jig breaks the law n I don't think hes dumb enough to get caught if he did ..but that is kind of tempting fate.

    Ahem,

    You dont need to break the law to be charged and convicted of one. Just a thought.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #68
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ahem,

    You dont need to break the law to be charged and convicted of one. Just a thought.

    Great point. Hadnt thought of that.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by WellHung Lol…i dont blame ya. Doing anything special for the weekend, or just some good ole R&R?

    I try to make every moment special and those around me feel special too, I hope you have good weekend Matt and that your time is filled with special moments too.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by WellHung Damn i didnt know that. I don't think Jig breaks the law n I don't think hes dumb enough to get caught if he did ..but that is kind of tempting fate.

    I don't drink anymore so no DUIs and I'm careful about other felony activities. I believe it's still possible to be deported though even at a naturalized citizen...they can revoke it.
  11. #71
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I try to make every moment special and those around me feel special too, I hope you have good weekend Matt and that your time is filled with special moments too.

    Thank you Sir. Likewise.👍🌹
  12. #72
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    they have to denature you by administering a bitterant but ur prolly bitter enough already
  13. #73
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't drink anymore so no DUIs and I'm careful about other felony activities. I believe it's still possible to be deported though even at a naturalized citizen…they can revoke it.

    Treasonđź‘Ť
  14. #74
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If I was native american I would tell white people to go back where they came from
  15. #75
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If I was native american I would tell white people to go back where they came from

    You'd be too drunk to speak if you were Native American.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by WellHung Treasonđź‘Ť

    Or you can just walk into the wrong embassy and they’ll kill you and dismember the body
  17. #77
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Or you can just walk into the wrong embassy and they’ll kill you and dismember the body

    In northern Africa, the Middle East or Indonesia.
  18. #78
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Bitchboy doesn't know jack shit, get with the program.

    You live in oregon.. You guys have loggers and mostly 2 to 3 lane single directional highways. Doesn't apply to your silly part of America
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian FUCK YOU



    There are several aspects to safely speeding and ziping between lanes. Most of them have to do with police encounters.

    The biggest thing thing about safely speeding around is knowing where the police hide, as well as knowing where they are likely to be. I wrote a short guide on how to gain this information back on intosanctuary inside of a thread about committing hate crimes, but I cannot find it at the moment. I saw it a couple weeks back, but I forget how I got into the archive.

    Once you know where the cops are likely to be, feel free to drive however you want if you're in an area where they are likely to not be.

    On highways, cops tend to hide and set up speed traps over hills, so when you go flying over a hill, they clock you in right as you come over the hill. Cross hills at the speed limit. Cops tend to hide over bends/curves on the freeways, so if you cannot see ahead, go the limit, as there could be cops around the bend waiting for you. Cops also like to hide on various ramps for busses, etc, so they see you flying, and then they fly after you from their little hidey spot. Sometimes there is a gap in the divider between freeways (north/south, east/west), and they like to hide in these gaps as well. Always check all mirrors to see if some cops are coming up from behind, too. Memorize these areas to stay SAFE while flying around bitchass niggas like golm and his gay-mobile.



    When it comes to city driving, the same rules apply. Cops tend to hide in all the same spots usually, so memorize those. Know all the common routes that they take to/from the local precincts, and know the times of day when encounters are likely.

    Okay, avoiding cops is the #1 safety rule. Rule #2 is knowing the limitations of your equipment.

    Its a good idea to know what your car is capable of. How fast can it stop? At what speeds do you lose control if you make a sharp turn? How capable are your tires in the rain? These are questions that only you would know, and its up to you to test out to find out. This helps you to "zip around (what a gay term)" without risking your own car. Protecting your car is SAFETY #2.

    Didnt read
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Fox I’ve seen that a lot too. About half the time they’re not even using their phone. I can’t explain it I just chalk up another tally in the column for why 70-80% of humanity should be eradicated

    Opinions of 14yr olds for 500 please Alex
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