2020-01-24 at 6:45 PM UTC
I watched the most fucked up movie last night and I can’t get past it ughhhhhhhh
I’ve heard so much about it I can’t bring myself to watch that one.
2020-01-24 at 7:20 PM UTC
Not if one of you has really long foreskin
2020-01-24 at 7:43 PM UTC
I suppose in my semi flaccid state and my inability to get a rock hard erection, I have the perfect docking capabilities.
Apart from the thought of partaking in such a thing makes me physically sick.
2020-01-24 at 7:46 PM UTC
I do however miss snorting fat, heart stopping lines of Cocaine; then having a girl squat over and rub my bell end on her clit for hours.
2020-01-24 at 9:44 PM UTC
He isn't allowed to miss work because of cocaine or his life will come crashing to a halt
2020-01-25 at 2:33 AM UTC
That's why he's not allowed to miss work because of cocaine.