Originally posted by mmQ
Like my best friend Shannon for example. I kept making knife rape jokes tonight and she told me to stop doing it. So I said sorry.
Then I made more knife rape jokes and she got mad and I asked her to just tell me why .
So then she told me she knew someone once who was raped and stabbed a bunch so it just triggers her feelings.
So I told her but yeah they weren't raped with a knife they were raped and then knifed.
Then she got mad again.
But at the end of the day we hugged and I went home.
ask her what she'd do if someone slathered the handle of a knife in superglue and rammed it up her ass
Originally posted by aldra
infantcock's post made me think of it and now I can't get the image of someone with a knife blade sticking out of their butt, kind of like a shark's fin but upside down, frantically trying to grab the blade and pull it out without slashing their hands open out of my head
Lay your head on my pillow Here you can be yourself No one has to know what you are feelin' No one but me and you
I won't tell your secrets Your secrets are safe with me I will keep your secrets (yes, I will) Just think of me as the pages in your diary
I feel such a connection Even when you're far away Oh, baby if there is anything that you fear (anything) Just call my number baby, baby and I'll be here
I won't tell your secrets Your secrets are safe with me (safe with me) I will keep your secrets (yes, I will) Just think of me as the pages in your diary
Yeah, a-ha, oh
Only we know what is talked about, baby boy I don't know how you could be driving me so crazy, boy Baby when you're in town why don't you come around, boy? I'll be the loyalty you need You can trust me, boy, a-ha
I won't tell (no, no, no) your secrets (I won't tell nobody) Your secrets are safe with me (safe with me) I will keep (I will keep) your secrets (your...) Just think of me as the pages in your diary
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