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2017-01-28 at 3:18 AM UTCI'm in Atlanta to attend the Counter Strike: Global Offensive ELEAGUE Major tournament, and this trip is a bit of an experiment. I bought a Greyhound bus ticket instead of an airplane ticket. I'm staying in an AirBnB for the first time.
But more importantly than all of that, I'm drinking/eating nothing but Soylent, because I'm too lazy to go and find restaurants in Atlanta in the middle of a spectator event.
Which brings me to my point: I take the most incredible, heavenly shits on Soylent-only. It slips out like a mole from a hole, all light and pleasant. It isn't one of the super stinky shits either. It's absolutely delightful. -
2017-01-28 at 3:28 AM UTCI happened to notice this morning that my shit was a light orange hue and very, EXTREMELY pleasantly textured. Like soft clay, very smooth, nice tapered ends. It was the healthiest looking shit I've seen in a while. I literally put my face right next to it and just appreciated how nice it looked. It made me happy. I ate a banana for the first time in a while yesterday so I'll give the banana credit.
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2017-01-28 at 3:32 AM UTC
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2017-01-28 at 3:56 AM UTCi ate about 5lbs of beets for dinner the other day.
the toilet looked like someone drowned a nigger midget and sliced open his wrists and carotid.
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2017-01-28 at 4:05 AM UTCWhat did you make your soylent out of?
I've been thinking of trying it -
2017-01-28 at 4:33 AM UTCbecause eating tasty food is such a massive inconvenience. you're the kind of silicon valley faggot who drinks bulletproof coffee.
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2017-01-28 at 8:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm in Atlanta to attend the Counter Strike: Global Offensive ELEAGUE Major tournament, and this trip is a bit of an experiment. I bought a Greyhound bus ticket instead of an airplane ticket. I'm staying in an AirBnB for the first time.
But more importantly than all of that, I'm drinking/eating nothing but Soylent, because I'm too lazy to go and find restaurants in Atlanta in the middle of a spectator event.
Which brings me to my point: I take the most incredible, heavenly shits on Soylent-only. It slips out like a mole from a hole, all light and pleasant. It isn't one of the super stinky shits either. It's absolutely delightful.
ur a pussy, you're another one of those faggots that get on tc but wont cam up because you're a faggot / coward -
2017-01-28 at 8:59 AM UTCGreyhound is fucking atrocious.
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2017-01-28 at 9:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Greyhound is fucking atrocious.
thats how gma spreds disiseases
ho ho ho chickens this is yo're new yeer
[vodep]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RslA81J2E0U[/vide]
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-28T09:08:57.800782+00:00 -
2017-01-28 at 9:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost because eating tasty food is such a massive inconvenience. you're the kind of silicon valley faggot who drinks bulletproof coffee.
Your parents make you food and you don't actually do much all day, so of course it isn't an inconvenience for you. -
2017-01-28 at 10:12 AM UTCWhat is soylent? I am aware of the "Soylent green is people" joke but thats my only understanding. I assume its some sort of concentrated food matter that has enough nutrient to sustain you and is easily consumable?
I have always thought it would be interesting to survive on IV nutrients. Dont know how long it would last though since you probably wouldnt form a solid shit in that duration. -
2017-01-28 at 10:17 AM UTCit's like a fucking turbocharged protein shake that you substitute food for
no thanks -
2017-01-28 at 1:09 PM UTCI was actually gonna work for the Soylent company and it's riddled with problems and they have had several entire batches go belly up.
https://pando.com/2013/11/12/vice-investigates-soylent-finds-rats-and-mold/
I think the company founder has some very interesting ideas though and when I was living off the grid it really opened my eyes and made me think.
http://robrhinehart.com/?p=1331The walls are buzzing. I know this because I have a magnet implanted in my hand and whenever I reach near an outlet I can feel them. I can feel fortresses of industry miles away burning prehistoric hydrocarbons by the megaton. I can feel the searing pain and loss of consciousness from when I was shocked by exposed house wiring as a boy. I can feel the deep cut of the power bill when I was living near the poverty line. I can feel the cold uncertainty of the first time the power went out due to a storm when I was a child. How long before the delicate veil of civilization turns to savagery with no light nor heat nor refrigeration?
The grid, smart or not, is wasteful. Power generation produces 32% of all greenhouse gases, more than any other economic sector. Most power in the US is generated by burning coal, immediately squandering 67% of its energy, then run through a steam turbine, losing another 50%, then sent across transmission lines, losing another 5%, then to charge a DC device like a cell phone another 20% is lost in conversion. This means for 100 watts of coal or oil burned my phone gets a mere 25. In this light a solar panel that is 18% efficient doesn’t seem that bad.
Instead of ever increasing our energy production, what if we focused instead on reducing our consumption? I expect power will be at a premium in our first space colonies, and DC only from solar cells. So, I embarked on an experiment to see if I could survive without the luxury of alternating current. -
2017-01-28 at 1:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I was actually gonna work for the Soylent company and it's riddled with problems and they have had several entire batches go belly up.
https://pando.com/2013/11/12/vice-investigates-soylent-finds-rats-and-mold/
I think the company founder has some very interesting ideas though and when I was living off the grid it really opened my eyes and made me think.
http://robrhinehart.com/?p=1331
lol i read that article and i took it as "how to make your life resemble jail as much as possible"
he's saving energy with a product that's created in the same factories that make the waste
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2017-01-29 at 3:23 AM UTC
bullet proof coffee
Coffee and butter? This is a thing to promote weight loss? Tha fuck why not just drink black coffee. That's Homer Simpson tier.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-29 at 4:40 AM UTCBlob buying hgt
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2017-01-29 at 4:49 AM UTCCapt, you play CS:GO? I never see you on it. What's your rank?
Originally posted by the holy ghost because eating tasty food is such a massive inconvenience. you're the kind of silicon valley faggot who drinks bulletproof coffee.
So I'm happy to talk shit on SV noot fads (we were hyping over bullshit racetams and afinils before it was cool) but soylent actually does work out. It's pretty damn cheap and tastes half decent. Yes you can beat it in either the price dimension (bag of beans) or enjoyability (most homemade recipes you don't half ass) but not in convenience and it strikes a pretty good balance in the other two dimensions. It's not life changing, it's just a way to get out of cooking when you feel like it. -
2017-01-29 at 7:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Greyhound is fucking atrocious.
fucking a girl that got off a greyhound is how i got the clapper once, I knew something was wrong after I came in her. -
2017-02-03 at 7:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking a girl that got off a greyhound is how i got the clapper once, I knew something was wrong after I came in her.
What do you mean 'got off a greyhound'
