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Anyone else find it hard both to sleep and to wake up?

  1. #41
    Splam African Astronaut
    Depression will make it hard to get up, anxiety will make it hard to fall asleep.

    Doctor's prescription is meth three to four times daily and heroin at night.
  2. #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not me. I don't sleep at all. Instead, I'm like a cat, where I can "sleep" while still partially awake.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but what if you comeback after they weekend and start shaking your urnine in front of your face? "looks a little cloudy donnie!, you've been having fun on the weekends? You're reality and job here isn't good enough for you?"

    dont look at pees.
  4. #44
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I hate sleep.
  5. #45
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I hate sleep.

    Why?
  6. #46
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Because I need more bro.
  7. #47
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Because I need more bro.

    Ambien?
  8. #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Cheyes How does welfare pay compared to disability?

    Welfare would be quite a stretch I think, but disability would be a shoe in if I wanted it on account of my loaded up health record. I'd feel pretty shitty about it though and I think it significantly hurts your hireability down the road.

    Welfare is pretty trash. $400/mo

    Disability gets $1100. And I get called bad with money for smoking an ounce a month
  9. #49
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Welfare is pretty trash. $400/mo

    Disability gets $1100. And I get called bad with money for smoking an ounce a month

    So half your money goes either directly to organized crime, or funneled back into the government.
    Welfare would cost the gov't next to nothing if they themselves sold the drugs that the addicts bought with welfare money.

    Kinda how 80% of the money spent on smokes goes directly to the government. Smokers technically contribute way more towards government funding then non-smokers. I propose smokers get two votes in elections or cut the fucking vice tax.
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine is fun.

    Imagine if all of the world's defense funds were all collected and we made a huge ass playpen for kitties and puppies .
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  11. #51
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah it's bullshit. If I spend half my money on weed and it just goes to the government then why the fuck are they always on my ass. I am the cheapest and happiest welfare recipient in Ontario.

    They constantly threaten to cut me off. I mean, I get my weed from the black market but still.
  12. #52
    Splam African Astronaut
    That's obviously not your only source of income/housing/food tho.
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I basically live off nothing except weed
  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I basically live off nothing except weed

    What would you do if weed, cocfefe and all drugs didn't exist .
  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The literature exists to make most things synthetically, total synthesis of Delta 9 THC from chemicals and the process of how the plant forms those compounds is well understood. It can replicated similar to how it's possible to brew morphine, ephedrine and ergotamine using bacteria.
  16. #56
    Waking up is always hard. Why would you wake up? I always go to sleep hoping that I never wake up, though I know very well that I will most likely not die in my sleep, as this is a privileged death. Why you think opiates are so popular? People want to fuck off, to fall to sleep somewhere, to block out the world around them, etc. I get violent when people try to wake up me, why would they bring me back to this shit if I can run away form it and have dreams.
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  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol cymbalta.

    It makes me feel weird. Why am Iup at 3 am? I always am.

    I have a banana. I told captain joey I'd talk to him .I am heavily intoxicated. Kidna. Jon kitna
  18. #58
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Waking up is always hard. Why would you wake up? I always go to sleep hoping that I never wake up, though I know very well that I will most likely not die in my sleep, as this is a privileged death. Why you think opiates are so popular? People want to fuck off, to fall to sleep somewhere, to block out the world around them, etc. I get violent when people try to wake up me, why would they bring me back to this shit if I can run away form it and have dreams.

    You see, this ought to be grounds for disability. Unable to keep a job due to lack of motivatino to get up in the morning!

    With that said, I just tried to sleep for an hour. Started thinking of dead people and how good my life is going atm and I can't sleep.

    Atleast when I used to drink I'd alwaus fall asleep within minutes.
  19. #59
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah it's bullshit. If I spend half my money on weed and it just goes to the government then why the fuck are they always on my ass. I am the cheapest and happiest welfare recipient in Ontario.

    They constantly threaten to cut me off. I mean, I get my weed from the black market but still.

    Why haven't you gotten on disability yet? Did you try telling them about triangles?
  20. #60
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    All of your problems can be solved by smoking floor weed
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