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  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby theres tons of fat meth heads

    they're obviously not very good methheads if they're fat.
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  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "not very good methheads"
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  3. #23
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker About 130lbs of pure Tennessee swamp donkey.



    I love crazy bitches too, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to settle for my sister. She's bipolar, bulimic, has four kids, and now a meth addiction and an itchy twat. You can do better, bro.



    She snatched it up so that she could use it comfortably from her bed because the computer was too much of an inconvenience. Probably told herself she'd put it back when she got tired, but said fuck it when it actually happened. Typical self-centered bitch shit.

    She's been living with me for almost a year now since she had my nephew. I endure her bullshit for his sake. Our mom is disabled, so she can't care for a toddler which leaves my youngest sister and I. My son tried to lock her out when she pulled up out of the blue last night after being gone for four or five days. I should have let him.



    You're probably right, but fuck reddit. Never really gave half a wet shit about that site.

    fuck that bitch she sounds like a cunt

    is she on crank or something

    edit; i know how to read nvm
  4. #24
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I know some of y'all niggas remember HellzShellz. Somebody pull up a pic of her. I'm not at home otherwise I'd do it.
  5. #25
    Eating on meth is easy.

    It was only the first few times I did it that I fucked up, kept packing bowl after bowl after bowl and I was so high I kept thinking I fucked up my hits. I kept holding the pipe up spinning it around going "wheres my puddle??" It hasn't even cooled down its still liquid and it took me like 10 wasted fat bowls before I noticed it was caking on the stem and on the top of the bowl around the carb so I laid on my side and hit the pipe upside down


    During this madness like 3 days passed without food or water and I flipped out and started seeing shadow people and ninja government agents.
  6. #26
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Eating on meth is easy.

    It was only the first few times I did it that I fucked up, kept packing bowl after bowl after bowl and I was so high I kept thinking I fucked up my hits. I kept holding the pipe up spinning it around going "wheres my puddle??" It hasn't even cooled down its still liquid and it took me like 10 wasted fat bowls before I noticed it was caking on the stem and on the top of the bowl around the carb so I laid on my side and hit the pipe upside down


    During this madness like 3 days passed without food or water and I flipped out and started seeing shadow people and ninja government agents.

    ah fuck i hate amphetamine binges where im dehydrated

    it sucks dick

    midway through a power fap you get a fat ass charlie horse in your leg

  7. #27
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cerakote ah fuck i hate amphetamine binges where im dehydrated

    it sucks dick

    midway through a power fap you get a fat ass charlie horse in your leg

    why would you not be drinking hard as a motherfucker on amphetamine? drinking water gets you higher instantly for some reason when you're sped up.

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump ninja government agents.

    i fucking love rabid space alien government paranoia. i'm sure that the guys driving the combines over the fields are CIA plants using advanced technology to make sure i don't become god.
  8. #28
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib why would you not be drinking hard as a motherfucker on amphetamine? drinking water gets you higher instantly for some reason when you're sped up.

    not for me
  9. #29
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cerakote not for me

    try it again
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by snab_snib try it again

    it doesn't for me, if anything it kills my high because its doing something I don't want to do
  11. #31
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    FINE DON'T DRINK WATER THEN MORE FOR ME
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock they're obviously not very good methheads if they're fat.

    yes they are. its just you stop losing weight at a certian point with tolerance and especially if you were already fat to begin with
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by snab_snib FINE DON'T DRINK WATER THEN MORE FOR ME

    k, meth is basically a free resource here in texas
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  14. #34
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    can confirm, live in north dallas and people just offer it to me.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes they are. its just you stop losing weight at a certian point with tolerance and especially if you were already fat to begin with

    fine. you get all the fat ones. I get the rest.
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Smelly.
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Smelly.

    nail them in a well-chlorinated swimming pool.
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by snab_snib can confirm, live in north dallas and people just offer it to me.

    oh its you meth-god. you rogue spear . i knew there was something "funny" about you
  19. #39
    Originally posted by snab_snib can confirm, live in north dallas and people just offer it to me.

    I am on your way.
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock nail them in a well-chlorinated swimming pool.

    No, thanks. Even then, she could have something contagious lurking there in the back of her snatch
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