I prefer wiping my ass with a damp wash cloth, instead of toilet paper...

1. 2020-01-19 at 5:48 AM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   For their next trick, they will discover where those missing socks in the dryer actually go.
2. 2020-01-19 at 6:04 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL For their next trick, they will discover where those missing socks in the dryer actually go.

   
   I know the answer.
   
   In my case, I just lay my socks haphazardly throughout my place whenever I randomly decide to take them off. When I go to do laundry, I just walk around and gather whatever visible socks are laying around and put them in my basket. I dont add them up and dont make sure they're matching. So its inevitable that when and if I decide to try and pair and match them all up after the dryer that there is either an odd number, or odd pair, or most commonly both, and I'm left with a bunch of socks with no match.
   
   To be Frank I have stopped folding socks together a long time ago. I just throw all of my clean socks into a big cardboard box and it's my sock box. I just dig around in it before I go to work and try to find the two closest ones I can find, texture wise. I don't care if I'm wearing one black and one white sock as long as they feel similar.
3. 2020-01-19 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #23
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   thats why its called the lost sock laundry a lot of them will sell you their extra socks for 20 cents apiece and can make it easy to pair up one of your lonely socks
4. 2020-01-19 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or you just make due until your mom buys you another new batch of socks for Christmas
5. 2020-01-19 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #25
   netstat African Astronaut
   edited for privacy
6. 2020-01-19 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #26
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   who gives a fuck, do you go around stuffing your face in strangers asses?
7. 2020-01-19 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by netstat I don't shit unless I'm at home and have immediate access to a shower. Jump in and scrub it down after each dump. Basic hygiene. People who don't do this walk around with shit particles clinging to their ass all day.

   
   So what? Some of the most successful, sex-filled, popular people have had shit particles clinging to their ass all day.
8. 2020-01-19 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole
   I fuckin hate being a human being.
9. 2020-01-19 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #29
   netstat African Astronaut
   edited for privacy
10. 2020-01-19 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Penis butt!
    
    Gnight .
    
    TY
11. 2020-01-19 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #31
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by komokazi I just fap onto a napkin then wipe my ass.

    
    that can get you pregnant
12. 2020-01-19 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folkkks
13. 2020-01-20 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    Niggers?