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I prefer wiping my ass with a damp wash cloth, instead of toilet paper...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, It keeps that area much cleaner.
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    So you just carry a damp shit covered cloth around with you everywhere you go then ?
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  3. #3
    Yeah everyone does idiot
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting So you just carry a damp shit covered cloth around with you everywhere you go then ?

    In a plastic bag.👍
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    yea thats not gay or anything
  6. #6
    komokazi Houston
    I just fap onto a napkin then wipe my ass.
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  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Do you reuse the same cloth again and again?
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this is a surefire way to get hemorrhoids
  9. #9
    Oh lordy
  10. #10
    Splam African Astronaut
    I believe you. If you wipe your nose with toilet paper it dries out quickly and skin goes all red. Same should apply to your ass.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I believe it's the muslims that just keep a jar next to the toilet and fill it with water and sprinkle it up toward their b hole like a bidet of sorts. No cloth involved. Get with the times please. Thank you.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I believe it's the muslims that just keep a jar next to the toilet and fill it with water and sprinkle it up toward their b hole like a bidet of sorts. No cloth involved. Get with the times please. Thank you.

    Sprinkle wipes.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also speaking of moisture and bathrooms, I did a load of laundry tonight and took the towel out of it when I put the wet into the dryer.

    I took the towel back and hung it on my shower bar so as to have one less hefty item in the shitty dryers we have here.

    Point is it's been like 5 hours and the towel is nearly dry so for anyone thinking it was a matter of whatwver the fuck in relation to my towel experiment, you are wrong. Or you're right. A towel will dry very quickly in my bathroom if its exposed to air on all sides.

    A soaking wet towel clumped on the floor will apparently be a little more than half dry after a week.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Also speaking of moisture and bathrooms, I did a load of laundry tonight and took the towel out of it when I put the wet into the dryer.

    I took the towel back and hung it on my shower bar so as to have one less hefty item in the shitty dryers we have here.

    Point is it's been like 5 hours and the towel is nearly dry so for anyone thinking it was a matter of whatwver the fuck in relation to my towel experiment, you are wrong. Or you're right. A towel will dry very quickly in my bathroom if its exposed to air on all sides.

    A soaking wet towel clumped on the floor will apparently be a little more than half dry after a week.

    You hit the nail on the head. It's all about having maximum surface area exposed to air. Warm air, cold air, it don't matter... Just gotta be air with less than 100 percent relative humidity...and that sucker will dry.
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Also speaking of moisture and bathrooms, I did a load of laundry tonight and took the towel out of it when I put the wet into the dryer.

    I took the towel back and hung it on my shower bar so as to have one less hefty item in the shitty dryers we have here.

    Point is it's been like 5 hours and the towel is nearly dry so for anyone thinking it was a matter of whatwver the fuck in relation to my towel experiment, you are wrong. Or you're right. A towel will dry very quickly in my bathroom if its exposed to air on all sides.

    A soaking wet towel clumped on the floor will apparently be a little more than half dry after a week.

    The water embedded in the towel can't evaporate if it's pressed up against another surface.
  16. #16
    Technologist victim of incest
    Wow, you and Mq just collaborated on figuring out the biggest secrets of life. Bravo!
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  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung You hit the nail on the head. It's all about having maximum surface area exposed to air. Warm air, cold air, it don't matter… Just gotta be air with less than about 100 percent relative humidity…and that sucker will dry.

    I know.

    I've been drying towels off for 35 years. I was mildly disappointed at the amount of folks that wanted to point out to me that I was drying my towel off wrong as though I'd always been drying my shower towel off my whole life by dropping it in a heap on the floor.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Wow, you and Mq just collaborated on figuring out the biggest secrets of life. Bravo!

    Dont make me go back in this thread and find the posts where you suggested I hang my towel up.
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  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Wow, you and Mq just collaborated on figuring out the biggest secrets of life. Bravo!

    Great smile.👍🌹
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by WellHung Great smile.👍🌹

    Thanks luv🥰
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