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2020-01-12 at 7:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER right butthole is wifedead
wHICH 100% CUSTOM lolCAT DO YOU WANT?
I also submitted this thread to guinness world records. I figure it should be the longest in a couple days so kinda giving them a heads up:I believe I have started the longest thread on the internet. I believe it should be achievable by the end of the month so this is kind of a heads up to you guys to watch history unfold. Not only is it the longest thread on the internet but the quality of the thread is good and probably holds the single largest collection o 100% custom LOLcats than anywhere on the internet. Check it out. Thank You.
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2020-01-12 at 7:47 PM UTCProof:
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2020-01-13 at 2:27 AM UTCHey we like the same pornThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-13 at 3:37 AM UTCPage 35 guys! It's in the bag!
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2020-01-13 at 3:44 AM UTC
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2020-01-13 at 4:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra lolwat
they're way too hot to be hanging out with you degenerate butthole fiends, and they don't look like tweakers
We sold a persona as the BHLs. We didn't really live it. Well... we kinda did. Ask Poast. He's keeping an eye on THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! (Soon to be verified by Guiness World Records) -
2020-01-15 at 1:49 AM UTCThis is a solid thread.
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2020-01-15 at 1:50 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-16 at 10:54 AM UTC
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2020-01-16 at 10:57 AM UTCshwo us a pic of you blowin his SPOKES
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2020-01-16 at 11:34 AM UTCdid anyone here that got their butthole beers ?
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2020-01-17 at 5:31 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-17 at 5:35 AM UTCI would put money someone on here is Brendan. That dude has hated me since he was so easy to troll. Dude couldn't take a joke.
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2020-01-18 at 3:23 AM UTCChristmas rolled around and time to open presents at the house. I threw on some christmas tunes but all that stuff is gay as fuck. So I youtubed christmas rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh-tvNVFJVg&t=915s
This is so baller. Cardi b's version is trash and kinda goes downhill after that but the first 40 minutes or so is gold. Making it reindeer, in a stolen chevrolet, capping on santa and stealing his suit and fucking bitches. Then gucci mane comes out of no where and starts rapping about cocaine and trapping through the snow.
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2020-01-18 at 3:50 AM UTCI gave up on this thread but it's full of twists and turns and now I feel guilty for neglecting itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-18 at 5:06 PM UTC
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2020-01-18 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER -contribution-
Remind me to write about the time I helped an illiterate lazy eyed hooker write her craigslist advertisements and it legit took me 10 minutes to come up with a proper adjective for “sweaty, knock kneed, hairy and torn up” . I think I settled 9n “earthy”
Originally posted by aldra if I may be so presumptuous
How did I miss this? Your LOLcat needs work. Especially on the whiskers. And why is his bottom face a triangle? You got chops kid but this is a hard business to get into. Especially with work like that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-18 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER -contribution-
Remind me to write about the time I helped an illiterate lazy eyed hooker write her craigslist advertisements and it legit took me 10 minutes to come up with a proper adjective for “sweaty, knock kneed, hairy and torn up” . I think I settled 9n “earthy”
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2020-01-18 at 10:12 PM UTCSo one time.....
WifeDead and I were working a applebees. Some nigger worked there and made manager in no time flat. I mean nigger not because he was black. But because he was a piece of shit. He ordered wings and requested drum sticks only. So WifeDead made him a serving of all wings with one drum stick. He was pissed. We were good buddies so this retard called us both into the office, during a rush to say how it was unprofessional or something. WifeDead showed up to work drunk and pulled out a baller move and just said, "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang." A solid argument looking back.
The niggers name was Sir. He was really a terrible person. When he was losing a fantasy football league with co workers he tried to ruin it for everyone else some how. WifeDead didn't watch sports but competed in it and did pretty well. One time WifeDead put a bun in the fryers overnight to see what would happen the next day. Again we're both called into the office during a rush even though I had nothing to do with it. Two of the managers hated us but I was in good with head manager and the district managers mom so they couldn't really do anything.
One time I was hanging out with the head manager killing chickens before work. I ended up so drunk I was stumbling to work. So I swung by Tony the hammers place. His first words, "I'm not covering your shift." I assured him, "No. I just need a ride please. I'm too drunk to walk." He drove me and I made it 15 minutes before getting kicked out of work. I stumbled back to Tonys to drink beer. He said he got a call from work and just ignored it. We laughed and he made me eggs while we watched baseball. I wasn't fired because the head boss was the one who got me drunk.
Back to Sir. He got fired for being a drunk and abusing his power as manager. But I had his number. He didn't have mine. So one night WifeDead and I decided I should text him, "Is this still Sirs number?" He replied, "Yeah. Who dis?" With no plan I believe I said, "Guess." This retard replies, "Is this Tina?" Turns out I'm now Tina. Kept him on the hook for a day or two while he's telling me he'll get a hotel room and alcohol and we should meet up. Greasy. I eventually sent him a picture of my back tattoo to let him know it was me the whole time. He never responded after that.
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2020-01-18 at 11:10 PM UTCI have a good one.
At our old party house Poast fell in love with some trashy girl but she already had a boyfriend. She was good looking and her boy friend was a hot mess. She was entertaining the idea of getting with Poast. One night they're over and her boyfriend gets drunk and turns into an asshole. Poast is chatting with the girl all night and I mention I just want to punch her boyfriend in the face. She says, "I wish someone would." So I do and he flips his shit but the entire house is on my side and he realizes he can't do shit. Plus I was big back then and had a minimum of 50 lbs on him.
Poast escalates in the weeks to come and apparently they're in bed together and she teased the fuck out of him and he stormed off angry. I think that was kind of the end of that. But not the end of the story. The night I punched him we had an 8 year old girl over because my buddy was kinda dating some lady that just bought him whatever he wanted. She had a daughter. It wasn't a party night so we put her to bed on a couch and moved to my room to continue drinking. Fuck it. I'll say his name. Jesse Drummond. The guy I punched. He left, the house quieted down and we were just chilling in my room. This dude left, was still pissed and came back and threw a decent sized rock through our living room window. Where an 8 year old girl was sleeping and no one else was in that room. We were pissed but just cleaned up, put the girl back to sleep and back to my room.
Brushed everything aside and just let it go. I was working at Mcdonalds and saw Jesse going into a house on my walk home. I say hi and everything and he invites me inside for a drink. His girl, (the one Poast almost got), is there and a black dude I knew from high school. I started stopping by there on my way home everytime I worked. It was a nice halfway spot. One time, the girl was retardedly wasted. Flopping on the ground and shit. Jesse doesn't do anything but the black guy eventually gets her pants back on and tries to get her to sit. I left pretty early that day.
So down the road, I got fired from Mcdonalds for putting signs on peoples back like, 'I smoke crack for dick' and putting one on a felon who just got out of prison saying, 'I wasted my life' and a bunch of others. I stopped going over to their place. We heard through the grapevine the girl left Jesse for the black dude and skipped town. The black dude joined the army and went AWAL for this girl. So they're kinda on the run or something.
Years later. I still have Jesse as a friend on facebook. He posts he has a new phone and posts his number. Fuck yeah I saved that because he doesn't have my number. A plan emerges. I text him and tell him I'm his ex and I miss him. The black dude is beating me up and I'm scared and sorry for everything I did. I made a mistake and all that noise. He's hesitant to take me back but I just pile on about how much I miss him. He admits he's living with a friend on the couch in southern california. I say it's not a problem. blah blah blah. I miss his face. Just really reeling him in.
I had him on the line for three days. I said I could afford a bus ticket to where he is if he can pick me up. He tells me his roommate is super against it so I ask him if he'd still love me. Dude says yes. Got him by the balls now. One night we were having people over at our house and I told a close friend of our devious plan. She helped out and we sent some girly texts. The type of texts can only be sent by a girl. He was done for.
So for three days Poast and I, mostly me, had this guy wrangled in believing he was going to get back the girl he once had. Poast was supposed to come over the next day as we executed it but he slept in. I text the guy and ask him when he's going to be there because I'm at the greyhound station. He'll be there in half an hour. The guy shows up and asks where I am. I tell him some guy was sketching me out and I'm hiding in the bathroom. I just keep making excuses and have him waiting for an hour and a half before I drop the bomb. The night before Poast and I took a picture looking smug as fuck to send him attached to a text saying, "Remember that time you threw a rock through our window while an 8 year old girl was asleep? We didn't forget!"
Once he realized what happened his buddy called me up screaming about how much time and money of his I wasted. A casualty of war I guess. I didn't know the guy and kinda felt bad for him but it was one the better pranks. To build up a mans hopes and crush them when he's already down and out. I'm glad I don't go that low anymore. I was an asshole.
