Hydromorphone to be available from Vancouver vending machines for 32 cents a 8mg pill

1. 2020-01-18 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   inb4 gay jokes
   
   https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/dilaudid-vending-machine-solution-opioid-overdose-tyndall-1.4458358
   
   Pretty cool. You have to be registered as someone with an opioid problem and evidently have your biometrics put into some system so you can actually buy the shit. Apparently they already have some public works that give you hydromorphone to inject. If I lived in Vancouver and was addicted to opiates, I'd definitely be taking advantage of their programs. 30-40% drop in deaths due to opioids from 2018 to 2019. That is pretty insane.
   
   https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/vancouver-news/fentanyl-use-growing-british-columbia-investigation-1944002
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2. 2020-01-18 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Oh. The first machine was unveiled yesterday.
   
   https://globalnews.ca/news/6426963/opioid-vending-machine-vancouver/
   
   800lb ATM like machine with the biometric scanner. 8mg is actually 35 cents. You have to have fentanyl in your system at some point to be eligible to use this.
3. 2020-01-18 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Well, Toronto was fun but I think it's time to move on.
   
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4. 2020-01-18 at 2:13 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Actually nvm I want to move to Japan now so I join Aleph
   
   
5. 2020-01-18 at 2:15 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Take hiki with you!😝
6. 2020-01-18 at 2:31 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   He needs religious training
   
   
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7. 2020-01-18 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
   If canada has as shitty of "undocumented citizen" laws as us I think im
8. 2020-01-18 at 4:11 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cheyes If canada has as shitty of "undocumented citizen" laws as us I think im

   
   Literally not a thing.
9. 2020-01-18 at 4:17 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   BigPharma ghouls' answer to loss of profits to cannabis. Pathetic.
10. 2020-01-18 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL BigPharma ghouls' answer to loss of profits to cannabis. Pathetic.

    
    
11. 2020-01-18 at 5:20 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it would be hilarious if someone went and burned a tire on one of these, denying junkies their fix.
    
    heh, nothing personnel, keed,
    
    
12. 2020-01-18 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This would be me
    
    
    
    Hopefully they have knockout gas
    
    
13. 2020-01-18 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Yet they don't sell beer around the clock...
14. 2020-01-18 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This would be me
    
    
    
    Hopefully they have knockout gas
    
    

    
    yea you see a lot of weak fags talking about weight that to them is "immovable", but a hand truck, a couple tie downs, a lower back support belt, and some determination goes a long way.
    
    weak fags.
15. 2020-01-18 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Or you can do this
    
    
16. 2020-01-18 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian it would be hilarious if someone went and burned a tire on one of these, denying junkies their fix.
    
    heh, nothing personnel, keed,
    
    

    
    Says guy who drinks alcohol frequently lol.
17. 2020-01-18 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Cheyes If canada has as shitty of "undocumented citizen" laws as us I think im

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Literally impossible

    
    exactly
18. 2020-01-18 at 7:35 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lol like when we got lil sporty to vote for scott weiner
19. 2020-01-18 at 7:36 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Well, Toronto was fun but I think it's time to move on.
    
    Tell HTS I love her

    
    I woke up and he's genuinely not here right now, I swear to god if this is how you're leaving me I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
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20. 2020-01-18 at 7:41 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he really loved you alot babe