Hydromorphone to be available from Vancouver vending machines for 32 cents a 8mg pill

1. 2020-01-21 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #101
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by aldra the guys on the far left and right are evil necromancers and the middle four are the mangled corpses they've resurrected and poured into businesswear

   
   the dude on the bottom left looks like that butt frustrated mexican grandpa from breaking bad that always got super triggered and dinged his little bell when he was frothy
2. 2020-01-21 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #102
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   they should make the machine give you a shot up the butt and have a tattoo gun with invisible ink put tweety bird on your ass while youre getting all doped up holding your body pillow only shows up when your under blacklight at one of those drug partys
   
   but wait let me guess right "that is not the purpose of our liquid 🅹🅴🆆 dispenser sir "
3. 2020-01-21 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
   32 cent beer
   
   here the beer is 3.2 percent beer
   
   Hurrr muh rehabss alcoholoucs bad
4. 2020-01-21 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #104
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Yes time to eliminate vice taxes on beer and cigarettes.
5. 2020-01-21 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #105
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   the hydro🅹🅴🆆 dope dispenser machine should hold your lit cigar for you while its throttling some liquid 🅹🅴🆆 into that bhole fam
   
   *takes a puff* ahhhhhh YEAHHHHHHHHH FAM, BIG FUCKING NUT!
   
   *eeeep eeeep boop IM SORRY I DIDNT QUITE CATCH THAT, WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER DOSE?*
   
   shehoyAHAHHHYEAHYEAH
6. 2020-01-21 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #106
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Splam Yes, that's what differentiates this program from other programs like morphine treatment. Other treatments are given at the pharmacies, and must be swallowed on the spot.
   
   These pills are specifically made for crushing up and injecting. Back in the day hospitals would do the same, crush pills to inject. Should be safe. Otherwise people who like injecting are still going to go buy fent and the program will miss it's goal. Which it'll miss anyways because it's targeting the wrong people. All adults must have access to clean opiates if we're to get rid of fent.

   
   Only reason they want to get rid of fentanyl is because it's the competition for BigPharma and cuts into their profit margin big time, as the source of this drug is China. They don't give a rat's ass about the addicts or the country. They couldn't care less. But the $$$ - that they care about a whole lot.
7. 2020-01-21 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #107
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   yeah this stupid machine will be a absolute mess, all the whackjobs will get on their adult tricycles and cause a traffic jam getting to the liquid🅹🅴🆆 automatic drugdealer machine and crash into eachother in slow motion, uh i like it like that dont know how to ack move it slow motion for me while i get that 32cent shot of liquid🅹🅴🆆, 🅹🅴EEEERT~!
8. 2020-01-21 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #108
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Around here in the land of the liberals, they have government centers setup and they just give the addicts whatever they want for free without a prescription or diagnosis and let them hang out there all day.