I wish you guys would stop giving advice on how to self murder
the 20s might see some Roaring Soaring times.
get with the times and teach how to use your fist to beat yourself in the face until you knock yourself out cold. When you wake up you might appreciate another day.
Originally posted by Fuck Your World
I wish you guys would stop giving advice on how to self murder
the 20s might see some Roaring Soaring times.
get with the times and teach how to use your fist to beat yourself in the face until you knock yourself out cold. When you wake up you might appreciate another day.
It’s gotta be a revolver. Anything from Smith & Wesson or Ruger should be fine.
Put it right on your temple, aiming straight through the middle of your brain, and remember to pull back the hammer first. If you don’t cock the hammer you’ll be so nervous and tense trying to squeeze the trigger you might miss. Last thing you want is to graze your frontal lobe and spend the rest of your life as a retard. Don’t put your finger on the trigger until you have the shot lined up.
Realistically though, with a rifle or handgun your chances are 95-98%. To get that 99% security you need a shotgun. Still yet some people even manage to fuck that up. I wouldn't recommend it.
Originally posted by Splam
Realistically though, with a rifle or handgun your chances are 95-98%. To get that 99% security you need a shotgun. Still yet some people even manage to fuck that up. I wouldn't recommend it.
While it’s true that using a shotgun has a higher success rate, it’s not as badass. And like I said the reason most people fuck it up is because they’re so nervous they move their hand at the last moment and miss. Just don’t miss
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
If your chances of killing youself with one gun is 95%, then with two guns it's 99.9975%. Math doesn't lie.
Buckshot is like shooting 9x 9mm all at the same time. Using two guns isn't going to double your chances. Hitting your vitals will increase your chances. 95% = 1/20 99% = 1/100 99% is 5x as likely as 95%.
Increase your chances again, use a double barreled shotgun.
Again, I don't recommend this. Only sure way of killing yourself is physician assisted. Either that or how the guy did it in the video I posted above.
If you log on to Tor you can find swap murder sites - you kill someone's ex-wife, and they kill your target. Because there is no connection between you two it is an exceptionally hard crime to solve.
All you need to do is designate yourself as the target.
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