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Recommend me a gun to kill myself with

  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Also, where's the best place to aim for?
  2. #2
    Erekshun African Astronaut
    Just do suicide by cop and save money.
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  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol
  4. #4
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Cops in the UK dont usually have guns. He'll probably get tazed at best. Try suicide by train.
  5. #5
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Cops in the UK dont usually have guns. He'll probably get tazed at best. Try suicide by train.

    im too scared to jump, someone would have to push me
  6. #6
    Erekshun African Astronaut
    That would be murder.
  7. #7
    Dude.

    There is this song by the cranberries called zombie.

    It has this section where it goes :

    What's in your heaaaad in your heaaaad zombie zombie zombie zombie ooooh

    When it goes whats in your heaaaad shoot yourself.

    When it again says, what's in your head zombie zombie zombie oh

    You can be like, if you're fucked but still capable of some thought

    A bullet. I can't move. Blood and brains everywhere. I am the zombie apocalypse.
  8. #8
    airsofts.

    governments need something new to ban.
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    .44 Magnum, top of the head and straight down.
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Get a 6 foot steel pipe just large enough to stick your head in. Weld or even epoxy a cap on one end. Drill a small hole in the cap just large enough to accept model rocket fuse. Aquire or make a couple of pounds of black powder.

    Place a wick in the dulled hole long enough to reach about 2 feet past the open end of the pipe. Dump the powder in the pipe. Wad up newspaper and pack it on top of the powder. Finally pour nails, screws broken glass, rocks, and anything else which is small, hard and sharp. Pull out your Bic brand lighter with one hand, (this will only work with Bic), grab the wick with your other hand, place both hands in front of your navel, stick your head in the open end of the pipe, light the fuse, and start humming your favorite song.
  11. #11
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Get a 6 foot steel pipe just large enough to stick your head in. Weld or even epoxy a cap on one end. Drill a small hole in the cap just large enough to accept model rocket fuse. Aquire or make a couple of pounds of black powder.

    Place a wick in the dulled hole long enough to reach about 2 feet past the open end of the pipe. Dump the powder in the pipe. Wad up newspaper and pack it on top of the powder. Finally pour nails, screws broken glass, rocks, and anything else which is small, hard and sharp. Pull out your Bic brand lighter with one hand, (this will only work with Bic), grab the wick with your other hand, place both hands in front of your navel, stick your head in the open end of the pipe, light the fuse, and start humming your favorite song.

    man i cba doing all that shit
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls man i cba doing all that shit

    You're just being an attention seeking little cunt anyhow.
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  13. #13
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Love gun.

    Masturbate til your heart explodes.
  14. #14
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]


    Originally posted by Cly Love gun.

    Masturbate til your heart explodes.

    This
  15. #15
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Cly Love gun.

    Masturbate til your heart explodes.

    I seconded.
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  16. #16
    zok jr. Houston
    m45 quad-mount
  17. #17
    Admin African Astronaut
    .22

    Place it on the side of your jaw and aim for the other side of your jaw.
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Admin .22

    Place it on the side of your jaw and aim for the other side of your jaw.

    Wouldn't that just blow his jaw off, leaving him with only the upper part of his head?
  19. #19
    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    what’s that big man?
    Awe hell he can’t talk, he ain’t got no jaw.
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This would be a good one. End it all with a mini-propelled HE round.

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