Get a 6 foot steel pipe just large enough to stick your head in. Weld or even epoxy a cap on one end. Drill a small hole in the cap just large enough to accept model rocket fuse. Aquire or make a couple of pounds of black powder.
Place a wick in the dulled hole long enough to reach about 2 feet past the open end of the pipe. Dump the powder in the pipe. Wad up newspaper and pack it on top of the powder. Finally pour nails, screws broken glass, rocks, and anything else which is small, hard and sharp. Pull out your Bic brand lighter with one hand, (this will only work with Bic), grab the wick with your other hand, place both hands in front of your navel, stick your head in the open end of the pipe, light the fuse, and start humming your favorite song.
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Get a 6 foot steel pipe just large enough to stick your head in. Weld or even epoxy a cap on one end. Drill a small hole in the cap just large enough to accept model rocket fuse. Aquire or make a couple of pounds of black powder.
Place a wick in the dulled hole long enough to reach about 2 feet past the open end of the pipe. Dump the powder in the pipe. Wad up newspaper and pack it on top of the powder. Finally pour nails, screws broken glass, rocks, and anything else which is small, hard and sharp. Pull out your Bic brand lighter with one hand, (this will only work with Bic), grab the wick with your other hand, place both hands in front of your navel, stick your head in the open end of the pipe, light the fuse, and start humming your favorite song.
