2017-02-01 at 11:15 PM UTC
I'm hoping I'll make it to 30
2017-02-01 at 11:35 PM UTC
im 89 years old and have been retired for longer than most of you have been alive. since i sit around my house all day collecting my social security i have nothing better to do than download porn and troll this site.
ive completely everything on my bucket list with the exception of getting a threesome with Bill Krozby and risir...where one of them has their tongue crammed up the others ass and i bore so deep into the back door of the one doing the tonguing the tongue-ee gets their colon perforated by the head of my dick and the tongue-er gives me a blowjob. the happy ending involved both of them mutually choking to death...one on the shaft of my dick...the other via drowning in jizz.
2017-02-01 at 11:38 PM UTC
36 and my goal is to get my own place and get the fuck out of this halfway house I'm in and to walk off this 6 months or so of parole I got.
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2017-02-02 at 3:36 AM UTC
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Necro bumped thread ftw.
I will be 50 soon and my goals in life is as follows.
1. Finish the kitchen remodel,I am sick of doing dishes in the bathroom.
2.Finish the kitchen,and that means paint as well.
3.Drink less weed and smoke more alchol,I mean don't do drugs and stay sober.
Long term, get ripped and fuck bitches,LOL like that will ever happen.
Men make plans and God laughs becuase he knows what a weak pos we all are.
2017-02-02 at 4:24 AM UTC
my only real goal in life is to eventually construct my nuclear powered tombstone which will contain a mechanical contraption that generates infinite music according to the theory i've been developing for a decade. it will play endless, original music for 10,000 years after my death. it will be far too large to move, weighing almost a hundred tons of cast-in-place steel, and will have explosive defenses that prevent any entry to the tombstone. there will be no understanding how it works.
2017-02-02 at 4:37 AM UTC
i'm sick of seeing your low intelligence high autism irrational spam all over my website. you are a shit troll and having to deal with someone of your peasant upbringing is an insult to my excessive innate aptitude in every facet.
2017-02-02 at 4:40 AM UTC
I'm thirty... Two? In three months and I plan to find a way to fulfill myself and be happy. Currently I am planning to buy a large amount of land either in the US or Mexico, then build a home on it.
My eternal problem is that I am the kind of person who likes to do many different things briefly. I do one thing and move on to the next, and I have never owned a large enough home to do it all on my own. It's always been nice apartments, small houses in nice parts of town and so on. I've always just quelled these hobbies and yearnings in favour of doing stuff that's fun but not engaging.
So my solution is to build a home on huge amounts of land.
On this home, I will farm and garden a great veriety of fruits, vegetables, flowers and other plants. I will line my driveway with trees.
I will set up a wood and metalworking area (I have recently developed an interest in machining), buy myself a full workshop stacked to the roof with great tools and materials.
I will construct a studio in which to practice both digital and regular art when the inspiration strikes me.
I will make a media room, with a large projection wall, and another wall for a regular television based entertainment system.
I will make a room where I can finally move my collection of thousands of video games out of storage and into shelves, and it will have the biggest CRT television I can find for my retro games, alongside a good modern flat screen for more modern games. And of course a desk for my PC.
And most importantly, I intend for this home to be "generational"; I want my grandkids and their kids and so on to be able to live here.
Hopefully in this house, I will be able to find a release for my creative urges and gain some measure of peace from challenging myself and finally getting to exercise those DIY muscles.
2017-02-02 at 4:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by snab_snib
i'm a literal aristocrat of a landed family influential in texan politics for 190 years.
what went wrong?
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