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My dog got fed twice this morning

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    Folks, he is a happy boy.
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    Peanut butter spread liberally on your anus no doubt....filthy fucking messican
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wow now he's gonna be diabetic. Shame on you!
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Folks, he is a happy boy.

    I’ve been lucky enough to be able to leave the dogs food out all day. None of my dogs have ever overeaten. If they did, I’d pull it up. I feel bad for obese dogs, their poor little legs withstanding the weight.
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    Teehee is right, there's a lot of sugar in peanut butter...probably make him loose too.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wow now he's gonna be diabetic. Shame on you!

    I like to hope he's not feeding them lucky charms
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    Originally posted by Technologist I feel bad for obese dogs, their poor little legs withstanding the weight.

    Your husband should get more exercise.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by aldra I like to hope he's not feeding them lucky charms

    Ditto.
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    Originally posted by aldra I like to hope he's not feeding them lucky charms

    You'd be wrong.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You'd be wrong.

    Comprehension. A hope can't be wrong.
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    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve been lucky enough to be able to leave the dogs food out all day. None of my dogs have ever overeaten. If they did, I’d pull it up. I feel bad for obese dogs, their poor little legs withstanding the weight.

    My dog's breed is known for overeating so we just feed him once a day. He's in good shape except he does love eating his own anus. With old age we have to get his anal glands expressed more often i guess. He's been getting infections :(
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What breed is he, mmr?
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee What breed is he, mmr?

    Cockerspaniel type thing. He'll just eat everything.

    I know someone with a similar dog and its chunky as hell. Like a tootsie roll.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace My dog's breed is known for overeating so we just feed him once a day. He's in good shape except he does love eating his own anus. With old age we have to get his anal glands expressed more often i guess. He's been getting infections :(

    Sounds like he might have some kind of worms or parasites
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What breed is he, mmr?

    MumpsMeaslesRubella
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Cockerspaniel type thing. He'll just eat everything.

    I know someone with a similar dog and its chunky as hell. Like a tootsie roll.

    Just got a mental image of a dog-tootsie roll.🤣😍 Omg looks so cute and adorbs!!!!! FEED HIM MOAAAR and post pics!!!
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    Originally posted by aldra Sounds like he might have some kind of worms or parasites

    I mean we take him to the vet and they haven't found anything like that. It's just his anal glands not being expressed so he tries to do it himself, gets a small cut from teeth, obviously gets infected because its right by his asshole.

    He's still dealing with the tail end of an infection (pUn inTenDed) and has been on antibiotics and ASS CREAM for the last month. We're gonna have to take him monthly from now on so the vet can take him in the back and stick a finger up his butt and leak out that sweet, sweet ass juice.

    I don't know how wolves or other canines do it in the wild. Maybe they just die of ass infection instead.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Post pics!
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats Post pics!

    oF hIS AnUs???@?!
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace My dog's breed is known for overeating so we just feed him once a day. He's in good shape except he does love eating his own anus. With old age we have to get his anal glands expressed more often i guess. He's been getting infections :(

    u need to get his anal glands expressed u dumbass
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