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Super Mario Galaxy fucking sucks

  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal No it's the opinion of a hardcore gamer who has been into gaming since he was five.

    You don't have any opinion on this matter so why are you even in my thread?
  2. #22
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Stop pretending.
    You're a white trash loser who does hard drugs and pays women to sleep with you.
    I'm a spiritually enlightened Eurasian who has moved beyond the mundane concept of human living and has ascended into the virtual plane.
    Also I no longer drink alcohol.

    Lies, hikikomori is not "enlightening", just fear annouced cuckary.

  3. #23
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I agree there are few hardcore gamers here. Yet the term has some respect and meaning in many circles today. It isnt the 90s anymore. If you look at pc master race case builders for instance, they carved out a unique niche for themselves in the tech world.
  4. #24
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Hard into gaymen
  5. #25
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat I agree there are few hardcore gamers here. Yet the term has some respect and meaning in many circles today. It isnt the 90s anymore. If you look at pc master race case builders for instance, they carved out a unique niche for themselves in the tech world.

    They spend more time putting together their gayman machines and trying to get mods to work than actually playing games
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Wariat I agree there are few hardcore gamers here. Yet the term has some respect and meaning in many circles today. It isnt the 90s anymore. If you look at pc master race case builders for instance, they carved out a unique niche for themselves in the tech world.

    Am I hardcore wariat
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Cheyes my childhood wii

    How old are you?

    As for Zelda, I have Breath of the Wild.
    I've only played a couple minutes of it, I literally got to the trees outside the opening dungeon where the cutscene opens up to the game and then I lost interest.
    It's a very generic game and lacks that special feeling that n64 and gamecube games had.

    The only interesting exclusive on the Switch is Pokemon Sword, then there is Animal Crossing in a few months.

    What makes the Switch worth getting is the portability.
    I really wish a majority of the 7th gen games from the PS3 and 360 would be ported over to the Switch.
    I'd also like to see more third party support.
    Right now it's just ports of old nintendo games and indie garbage.
  8. #28
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal It's garbage
    It's like they took a bunch of children and allowed them to develop the game.
    It feels like a random mess instead of a proper Mario game, even sunshine felt more like a genuine Mario game.

    Also why did they make Mario so effeminate …. there is even a costume for him that's a fucking pink dress.

    What the fuck is wrong with the world these days?

    I just realized how tired I am of you.

    SHUT UP!
  9. #29
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World I just realized how tired I am of you.

    SHUT UP!

    Yet you take the time to read a thread like this and respond.
    You're so tsundere.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal How old are you?

    As for Zelda, I have Breath of the Wild.
    I've only played a couple minutes of it, I literally got to the trees outside the opening dungeon where the cutscene opens up to the game and then I lost interest.
    It's a very generic game and lacks that special feeling that n64 and gamecube games had.

    The only interesting exclusive on the Switch is Pokemon Sword, then there is Animal Crossing in a few months.

    What makes the Switch worth getting is the portability.
    I really wish a majority of the 7th gen games from the PS3 and 360 would be ported over to the Switch.
    I'd also like to see more third party support.
    Right now it's just ports of old nintendo games and indie garbage.

    You only played a couple minutes of breath of the wild? Wow you're a faggot

    Last night I played 2 hours and beat 4 shrines. One of them was a 3000 hp guardian that I was not supposed to be fighting, one hit KO's and I dodged all its attacks for 10 minutes and used two of my best weapons and lots of strength up to take it out

    Then I discovered a flashback and a horse stable place and killed a bunch of enemies, harvested some rushrooms

    It's a good game. One of the best Zelda games and just best games ever made.
  11. #31
    I bet you don't even have disgaea or tales of vesperia
  12. #32
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I bet you don't even have disgaea or tales of vesperia

    I bet you don't even have Eternal Sonata or Dragon Quest VIII.
  13. #33
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Also calling BOTW one of the best zelda games shows exactly how tasteless and ignorant you are.
  14. #34
    OKAY BOOMER

  15. #35
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Wind waker was the last good zelda game
  16. #36
    OKAY BOOMER

  17. #37
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    You realize there's TWO sections this thread would have been better fit for, right?
  18. #38
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i wish i wasnt too retarded to play video games... i dunno -- i just lose interest after 5 minutes
  19. #39
    Originally posted by STER0S i wish i wasnt too retarded to play video games… i dunno – i just lose interest after 5 minutes…

    You've played one you've played em all, you're not missing much.
  20. #40
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    you're such a faggot
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