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  1. LilSavage Yung Blood
    Miss you Sploo so much đŸ€˜đŸ»đŸ”„
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  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 this is the confirmed list of suicides in michigan during new years.

    B
    Thomas Lynn Bradford
    Frank E. Butler
    D
    Ethel du Pont
    F
    William H. Frankhauser
    Benny Frey
    H
    Alice Herz
    K
    Andrew Kehoe
    M
    George W. Maher
    P
    Sarah Goddard Power
    S
    James Royce Shannon
    W
    Barton H. Watson

    ^
    any of those names match?

    to start;

    thomas wouldn't hurt himself
  3. LilSavage Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't know why he TSTM'd. DP is still alive at least.

    I think Sploo dying kinda hit some of us a little hard. I know I feel bad over it.

    😞
  4. komokazi Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER the animal ones are rfid. So if they get broughtto a shelter they can scan it and see who they belong to. But GPS requires a transmitter which needs some kind of power.

    They make 'em. You can get handle bar ends with GPS inside, or they also have shit you can stick into the seat tube. There was another option, I can't recall it at this time. They are battery powered + rechargeable. You pull the cap off the bar end (inconspicuous) and you can plug in USB cable.
  5. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    all of those names are interesting

    Du Pont (chemical grindhouse), Fankhauser (German tech), Watson, Power, Herz (like hertz), Frey (fry)


    weird huh?
  6. Originally posted by komokazi They make 'em. You can get handle bar ends with GPS inside, or they also have shit you can stick into the seat tube. There was another option, I can't recall it at this time. They are battery powered + rechargeable. You pull the cap off the bar end (inconspicuous) and you can plug in USB cable.

    And do you have one?
  7. Even with a GPS though, cops usually don't want to do shit. They might knock on the perp's door and ask about it (to which they'll obviously say no, or more likely not even answer) but GPS location isn't valid reason for them to go further than that.
  8. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Even with a GPS though, cops usually don't want to do shit. They might knock on the perp's door and ask about it (to which they'll obviously say no, or more likely not even answer) but GPS location isn't valid reason for them to go further than that.

    on the news today.

    some dumbass stole 20 electric scooters with built in GPS and got popped some 100 miles outside of the bay area (SF)
  9. Originally posted by Fuck Your World on the news today.

    some dumbass stole 20 electric scooters with built in GPS and got popped some 100 miles outside of the bay area (SF)

    Yeah but they were city bikes, weren't they? Cities will have the police chase your ass down. But an individual has no chance. You can spoof the whole GPS thing and lie to the police, so they aren't about to get a warrant on information they can't verify.
  10. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Weird shit in Bay Area News though in other state

    Kentucky man accused of skinning neighbors’ pets to make ‘doggy coat’

    FLOYD COUNTY, Ky. (WCMH) — A Kentucky man is facing animal cruelty charges after police say he skinned four dogs belonging to his neighbors to make a ‘doggy coat.’

    Kentucky State Police were called to a home in David, Kentucky on December 23 after a neighbor called police, WLEX reported.

    The neighbor told officers his neighbor, Jonathan D. Watkins, came to his home and asked for a cigarette. The neighbor told police Watkins was covered in blood.

    When asked about the blood, the neighbor said Watkins said, “I’ve been skinning dogs.”

    The neighbor told police he didn’t believe Watkins at first. Later in the day, he said he saw what appeared to be animal skins and dog carcasses on his porch.

    He said two of his dogs were missing and he believed two dogs belonging to another neighbor were also missing, WKYT reported.

    When an officer asked him about the blood, an arrest citation said Watkins responded, “I’m making myself a doggy coat.”

    Police said he admitted to using a knife to kill the dogs.

    “Yes, there isn’t anything wrong with me making myself a fur coat,” Watkins said, according to the arrest report.

    Watkins was arrested and booked at the Floyd County Detention Center. He’s charged with four counts of torture of a dog/cat with serious physical injury/death, according to the Courier Journal. He’s facing between one and five years in prison.

  11. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Off topic again but very sploo like people

    Also in the South

    Man wakes up to find burglar sucking his toes: deputies


    BRADENTON, Fla. (TRIBUNE MEDIA WIRE) – A Florida man woke up on Christmas Eve to find a burglar sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

    When the Bradenton resident asked the stranger what he was doing in his house, the stranger said he “was there to suck toes,” according to an incident report obtained by the Bradenton Herald.

    A fight broke out and during the struggle the suspect tried to grab the victim’s genitals and claimed to have a gun, the report says. Deputies said no weapon was found at the scene.

    The victim eventually forced the other man out of the house, but deputies say the suspect smashed one of the home’s windows as well as the windshield of the resident’s car.

    The Herald reports that investigators swabbed the victim’s toes for DNA and tried to track the suspect with a police dog, but the alleged toe-sucking burglar escaped.

    Officers continued to investigate Friday, the sheriff’s office said.
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  12. ya ok
  13. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Wow, Bay Area loves to bash on the Deep South it seems

    University installs ‘Pizza ATM’ in residence hall
    JACKSONVILLE, FL (CNN NEWSOURCE) – Pizza is a staple in most college students’ diets and the University of North Florida is bringing the cheesy delight to students with the press of a button.

    A vending machine, dubbed the Pizza ATM, has recently been installed in one of the residence halls on campus.

    According to the company, the pizza base is pre-cooked, toppings are added, and then it’s boxed up and placed in a refrigerated compartment.

    Once a customer buys a pizza, it’s moved to the convection oven, and is ready to eat in just minutes.

    The university says it’s one of the only campuses in the US with this tasty option.
  14. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah but they were city bikes, weren't they? Cities will have the police chase your ass down. But an individual has no chance. You can spoof the whole GPS thing and lie to the police, so they aren't about to get a warrant on information they can't verify.

    No they were Tech Company owned bikes.. though yes they generate tax money. Which is what the average person should say "We pay taxes too"
  15. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace ya ok

    Fuck you you hostile fuck

    I hope we remain friends. Platonic of course you gay bastard

  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Weird shit in Bay Area News though in other state

    Kentucky man accused of skinning neighbors’ pets to make ‘doggy coat’

    FLOYD COUNTY, Ky. (WCMH) — A Kentucky man is facing animal cruelty charges after police say he skinned four dogs belonging to his neighbors to make a ‘doggy coat.’

    Kentucky State Police were called to a home in David, Kentucky on December 23 after a neighbor called police, WLEX reported.

    The neighbor told officers his neighbor, Jonathan D. Watkins, came to his home and asked for a cigarette. The neighbor told police Watkins was covered in blood.

    When asked about the blood, the neighbor said Watkins said, “I’ve been skinning dogs.”

    The neighbor told police he didn’t believe Watkins at first. Later in the day, he said he saw what appeared to be animal skins and dog carcasses on his porch.

    He said two of his dogs were missing and he believed two dogs belonging to another neighbor were also missing, WKYT reported.

    When an officer asked him about the blood, an arrest citation said Watkins responded, “I’m making myself a doggy coat.”

    Police said he admitted to using a knife to kill the dogs.

    “Yes, there isn’t anything wrong with me making myself a fur coat,” Watkins said, according to the arrest report.

    Watkins was arrested and booked at the Floyd County Detention Center. He’s charged with four counts of torture of a dog/cat with serious physical injury/death, according to the Courier Journal. He’s facing between one and five years in prison.


    I'd love ten minutes and a sharp knife alone with this bag of worthless shit. It would give me great pleasure, and I'd be quite imaginative.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Poor doggys

    â˜č
  18. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    starts with dogs

    ends with Ed Gains


    I mean whats up with that area of America

    Ed Gains, Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy all in a 130 mile radius from Chicago to Madison and Milwaukee?
  19. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    OMG Hellaleet "I'm better than you" is from Wisconsin.

    but then again, so is Apricot.
  20. komokazi Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Even with a GPS though, cops usually don't want to do shit. They might knock on the perp's door and ask about it (to which they'll obviously say no, or more likely not even answer) but GPS location isn't valid reason for them to go further than that.

    Man, if I had GPS location of my bike, fuck the police. I'm comin' up through that fucking window and knifing me some niggers.
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