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  1. #61
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "You don't need any damn toys, son... slap, SLAP, SLAAPP.."
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your dad sounds like a cuck, REAL dads beat their kids, they don't arrange borrowing toys off the boss making them a cuck to the kids and a cuck to the boss in the process.

    i had a balanced childhood.

    i had equal amounts of beatings and treats.

    from both parents.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol you had a poor childhood.

    yes i have.

    you;d have killed yourself already if you had my childhood you softboi.
  4. #64
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes i have.

    you;d have killed yourself already if you had my childhood you softboi.

    Being sodomized as a child, is that why you're a filthy nonce?
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Octavian Being sodomized as a child, is that why you're a filthy nonce?

    no. asians dont like boys.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i had a balanced childhood.

    i had equal amounts of beatings and treats.

    from both parents.

    See your dad was probably borderline homosexual. A real father doesn't ever "treat" his son (only daughters)...You're supposed to fear and respect your dad. A real dad also never hugs, kisses or tells his son "I love you son". The ONLY "feel good" emotion a father can say/show to his son is "I'm proud of you" after you've done something really outstanding like saving a whole platoon singlehandedly...but even then he'll follow it up with some constructive criticism of how you could have done it even more efficiently.
  7. #67
    Octavian motherfucker


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  8. #68
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson See your dad was probably borderline homosexual. A real father doesn't ever "treat" his son (only daughters)…You're supposed to fear and respect your dad. A real dad also never hugs, kisses or tells his son "I love you son". The ONLY "feel good" emotion a father can say/show to his son is "I'm proud of you" after you've done something really outstanding like saving a whole platoon singlehandedly…but even then he'll follow it up with some constructive criticism of how you could have done it even more efficiently.

    your dad must be a closetted homo and im pretty sure he like boys too.

    and the only reason he didnt kiss you or hug you or even utter he loves you is because he knew he'd have an errection.

    normal dads treat their boys until they start going out with their friends.
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  9. #69
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your dad must be a closetted homo and im pretty sure he like boys too.

    and the only reason he didnt kiss you or hug you or even utter he loves you is because he knew he'd have an errection.

    normal dads treat their boys until they start going out with their friends.

    Spoken like the son of an ass bandit.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Octavian


    I remember thinking how cutting edge and amazing that intro was..how times have changed!

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  11. #71
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spoken like the son of an ass bandit.

    projected like the son of a closetted ass pirate.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny projected like the son of a closetted ass pirate.

    If there was any ass banditry going on it was definitely in the last 6 generations of males in your family.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If there was any ass banditry going on it was definitely in the last 6 generations of males in your family.

    asians dont do gays until christianity came along with the jesuits.

    on topic :

  14. #74
    Christian parents make their kids wear boxing gloves in bed so they don't spank the shank at night.
  15. #75
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian



    This game was straight up inspired by Aushwitz in some way or another. A bunch of skinny munchkins trying to escape a prison labor camp before they're turned into food. Even the guards beat the shit out of them for the fun of it.

    I remember this one.

    I think I know the guy who made it, I mean the modeling character;

    do u know? that. all the mod characters hang out in back ranch utah?

    And honestly the projection profile has looked great ever since. I mean, gabe is a nigger that gave. /pink
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