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  1. Yup. 4th post.

    How?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sophie posted like 9000 times the first week in space.
  3. I had no job for like 3 years.
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    scron noob i dident asked that
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by cerakote did you smoke it or snort it?

    i dont want to bang it

    I only snort it. I don't want to bang it either and smoking it is a huge waste unless you can afford to buy it all day.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Got my flowers, hash, and wax. They didn't have OG Kush hash, but fortunately they came back with Cherry Pie instead, which Hydro recommended for pain relief. Maxed out my member's card and got a free 8th of Cherry Kola, top shelf $50/8th; I knew when they brought it out and I compared it to White OG, another highly rated strain, that it was the one, it looked dank as fuck, perfect healthy buds.

    Oh, and the Naked Chicken Chalupa from Taco Bell is surprisingly good.

    Damn, Cherry Kola is one strong indica.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh god, the fever sets in. I forgot how fucking much this sucks, just sitting here, unable to do anything, unable to think, staring at the wall in delirium for extended periods.

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, I also develop suicidal desires when afflicted by mild illness. What does this say about us, that it takes so little?

    I think it's the loss of mental integrity, like how you see people with advanced dementia and it's horrifying to see the loss of the self, you wonder if you can even call them a person in the same sense as before, the gradual slide into incompetency. Except like it's happening to you, personality and intellect melting under an unrelenting generalized malaise.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Malice, you're gonna burn out on weed hard. I give it another month.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It is beyond your control. Your body will betray you, one day you'll be unable to run away from how weak and helpless you really are. Just look at your father, taken before his time, your mother with the horror of cancer and isolation. Time is ticking. In terms of their demographics, various factors, this occurred far before the median date. Living to your 80s is expected, and if you make it to 80 you have a good chance of making it to 90. What if it's in your genes? Heredity is quite high.

    Do you truly think you could be confronted with the horror of non-existence in such a state?

    And what makes you think I'm going to burn out on weed? I know to take two days off a week. It's not like I'm going to do it all at once, this is going to last me a while.




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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh god, the fever sets in. I forgot how fucking much this sucks, just sitting here, unable to do anything, unable to think, staring at the wall in delirium for extended periods.



    I think it's the loss of mental integrity, like how you see people with advanced dementia and it's horrifying to see the loss of the self, you wonder if you can even call them a person in the same sense as before, the gradual slide into incompetency. Except like it's happening to you, personality and intellect melting under an unrelenting generalized malaise.


    Is your girlfriend helping to take care of you? If not, I could run errands in exchange for taking advantage of your weakened state and sexually harassing you.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    My word, what exciting times we live in. Literally every day Trump does something to majorly trigger people. I really should read his 100 day plan, since it seems that, astonishingly, he may actually intend to go through with it! Essentially a list of things to look forward to.

    "Ooh, Trump finally crossed that off his list?! Let's check if there are already minor riots."
  12. Curious, how would you sexually harass lanny? What would you do to him?
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ooh, 8PM eastern Trump announces his Supreme Court nominee. I also saw some mentions of possibly rolling back some federal LGBT legislation. Don't know if it's true, but if it does happen, major triggering in San Francisco. Imagine if Trump, god knows why, actually visited SF. It would be incredible!
  14. Christ I am so drunk
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, btw, I discovered the secret to preventing coughing while smoking by utilizing total body control. You utilize the middle section of your abdominals, constricting them so that the diaphragm is not able to spasm easily in the motion needed to cough. The stronger your abs are, the better you'll be able to control it.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, the "tolerance" of the left:

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  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, the "tolerance" of the left:


    i love watching lefties tard out on video
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Sure. Just saying it's the same poll. Even with a margin of error it's still a pretty significant difference. Just found it amusing.



    Originally posted by Lanny Do you perhaps prefer alternative facts?

    The mainstream polls (and probably all polls, honestly) distort the facts.

    If they want it to come out more liberal, they do the poll out in front of a university.

    If they want it to come out more conservative, they do the poll out in front of a church.

    Then they pretend that their "sample" was from your average citizens.
  19. I never burn out from weed and I've been smoking every day for years.

    Right now I just woke up and decided to smoke like 100mg in a bong and I am RIPPEDY DOO DAH mothafucka and I have to go to work

    This is a great drug, its not even a drug its like a spiritual herb
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm really tires.

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