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So I almost got in a knife fight last night

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I went to the pubs again and got hammered and started hanging out with this creepy English teacher who always goes to that Irish pub as well (I only say creepy because he like me hits on all the women and despite him being in like his mid 40s he always tries to dance with or talk to the 20 something yr olds). And we ran into these fucking kids I was too drunk to realize they were only like 17 and not even 18 but it was this boy and two girls. And he may have knew them or who knows.

    But we tried to go to some bars with them and I think it started because I recognized him and he was already chatting with them probably trying to bone one of the 17 yr olds. But when we hit all the spots they were all closed already so he left. So they actually live near me or one of them and the rest were staying with him or who knows what the fuck was going on. So We went to the mart and I was gonna get us beers since they are not 18 and they waited outside and I assume Im gonna fuck one of them and he the other so thats why I did it because now I realzie I bought random people beer I didnt know with nothing in return. Anyway, when I was inside the Ukrainian girl who works there was arguing with some loud and annoying guy and kicking him out and claims he steals.

    So I was hammered and I guess out of my mind getting involved again in other peoples issues and told her, "ok Im gonna get rid of him for you dont worry." So I went out and I dont remember what happened exactly but me and him were fighting. I remember putting my hands in a guard as this fuck had like reach and shoving forward into his chest in a boxing way but not being able to hit him due to me being drunk and slow or simply his reach. So I maced him but used this shitty third rate power mace I had on me and remembered I had on me so it didnt do much or hit him straight on and he took a knife out and tried to stab me with it.

    So I kicked him and circled around and was too drunk to run or get away but the kid like knew him or something and he kept getting in between us as we were fighting so this may have saved me or the fact I kept moving from being stabbed. Btw I think this thug is Ukrainian due to his conversation in the store with the clerk girl but not sure. Then he got on the phone to try get back up or more people or this is what I assumed cause a guy who steals and takes a knife out is not calling the cops IMO. So I asked him are you calling for your homies in Polish? and he replied yea I am and I attacked him some more. Than the kid separated us again and I went home and came back with knives and a much better quality mace but he was gone. I bought those kids beers but they never invited me over despite living basically in the same courtyard nor any of the chicks ame over or nothing happened.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Damn son, be careful out there, people are insane these days.
  3. #3
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Trip and fall on your blade faggot
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  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    God damn wariat gets into knife fights and I'm too much of a bitch to fight random drivers :(
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    Gettin closer and closer to jail. Then you can talk about jailhouse heroes all day!👍🏻
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  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat I went to the pubs again and got hammered and started hanging out with this creepy English teacher who always goes to that Irish pub as well (I only say creepy because he like me hits on all the women and despite him being in like his mid 40s he always tries to dance with or talk to the 20 something yr olds). And we ran into these fucking kids I was too drunk to realize they were only like 17 and not even 18 but it was this boy and two girls. And he may have knew them or who knows.

    But we tried to go to some bars with them and I think it started because I recognized him and he was already chatting with them probably trying to bone one of the 17 yr olds. But when we hit all the spots they were all closed already so he left. So they actually live near me or one of them and the rest were staying with him or who knows what the fuck was going on. So We went to the mart and I was gonna get us beers since they are not 18 and they waited outside and I assume Im gonna fuck one of them and he the other so thats why I did it because now I realzie I bought random people beer I didnt know with nothing in return. Anyway, when I was inside the Ukrainian girl who works there was arguing with some loud and annoying guy and kicking him out and claims he steals.

    So I was hammered and I guess out of my mind getting involved again in other peoples issues and told her, "ok Im gonna get rid of him for you dont worry." So I went out and I dont remember what happened exactly but me and him were fighting. I remember putting my hands in a guard as this fuck had like reach and shoving forward into his chest in a boxing way but not being able to hit him due to me being drunk and slow or simply his reach. So I maced him but used this shitty third rate power mace I had on me and remembered I had on me so it didnt do much or hit him straight on and he took a knife out and tried to stab me with it.

    So I kicked him and circled around and was too drunk to run or get away but the kid like knew him or something and he kept getting in between us as we were fighting so this may have saved me or the fact I kept moving from being stabbed. Btw I think this thug is Ukrainian due to his conversation in the store with the clerk girl but not sure. Then he got on the phone to try get back up or more people or this is what I assumed cause a guy who steals and takes a knife out is not calling the cops IMO. So I asked him are you calling for your homies in Polish? and he replied yea I am and I attacked him some more. Than the kid separated us again and I went home and came back with knives and a much better quality mace but he was gone. I bought those kids beers but they never invited me over despite living basically in the same courtyard nor any of the chicks ame over or nothing happened.

    Cucked and nearly stabbed in one night?!

    Wow.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Better stay away from the pubs or you'll end up dead or in prison. Mark my words.
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  8. #8
    komokazi Houston
    Lmfao.
  9. #9
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    You should have filmed it.
    What wasted potential.
  10. #10
    how do you say homie in polish?
  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The crazy thing is I saw that other thug (the Polish not Ukrainian one) who rips old people of and tries to intimidate people giving out religious pictures he steals from a church as phamphlets just like an hour ago as I went back to the mart, it is like a 24 hour Circle K type small mart. I also almost fought that guy if you guys remember and confronted him after he tried to strong man me to giving him money after giving me some picture. And when i saw him do it to others like old people I confronted him but he talked shit and walked away at first he got in my face and I shoved him sideways and he kept walking saying just wait I will be back and I assume he was either coming back with a knife of friends. Now he also deals drugs it seems. As one of the tellers from the mart gave him 50 zlote or 15 bucks out of a register and he told him I gotchya for four kings or some slang shit.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III how do you say homie in polish?

    Ziom or Ziomek..
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  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I also met this badass cougar last night at the Irish pub who claims she has three kids and one of them is my age and a husband 16 yrs older.
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    Originally posted by Technologist Gettin closer and closer to jail. Then you can talk about jailhouse heroes all day!👍🏻

    AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

    PRISON IS JUST A BUILDING

    KNIVES ARE JUST A CONCEPT

    DEATH IS JUST A STATE OF MIND


    CHASE THE DREAM, WARIAT!!!
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  15. #15
    lol, compatriot
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    WARIAT MY ZIOMEK SIT DOWN LETS SMOKE SOME TEK
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Some greens.
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Is it easy to get meth in Poland?
  19. #19
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Will you please arrange for someone to post a translated obituary of your death on NIS? We'd all like to know the reason. There are just so many different ways in your case.
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  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I need wariats PI to do that

    You can trust me wariat I would not rattex my ziomek
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