So I almost got in a knife fight last night

1. 2020-01-05 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Wariat I also met this badass cougar last night at the Irish pub who claims she has three kids and one of them is my age and a husband 16 yrs older.

   
   Pic of said cougar?
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   • the man who put it in my hood
2. 2020-01-06 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #22
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   why dont you have a gun? if someone pulls a knife, casually pull out your gat and fucking shoot them
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3. 2020-01-22 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cigreting why dont you have a gun? if someone pulls a knife, casually pull out your gat and fucking shoot them

   
   if someone bad mouths you; slap him
   
   he slap you, you punch him
   
   he punches you, kick him
   
   he kick u, stab him
   
   he stab u, shoot him
   
   he shoots you, kill his family
   
   p.s. great thread how did i miss it when it was fresh
4. 2020-01-22 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   "almost"
   
   I almost had sex with 14 women last night
   I almost had a 737 land on my house
   I almost stuffed 32 boiled eggs in my mouth at the same time
5. 2020-01-22 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #25
   WellHung Black Hole
   Discussing what could have happened can take an entire lifetime.
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6. 2020-01-22 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #26
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "almost"
   
   I almost had sex with 14 women last night
   I almost had a 737 land on my house
   I almost stuffed 32 boiled eggs in my mouth at the same time

   
   Sounds gay