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So I almost got in a knife fight last night

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat I also met this badass cougar last night at the Irish pub who claims she has three kids and one of them is my age and a husband 16 yrs older.

    Pic of said cougar?
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  2. #22
    cigreting Dark Matter
    why dont you have a gun? if someone pulls a knife, casually pull out your gat and fucking shoot them
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by cigreting why dont you have a gun? if someone pulls a knife, casually pull out your gat and fucking shoot them

    if someone bad mouths you; slap him

    he slap you, you punch him

    he punches you, kick him

    he kick u, stab him

    he stab u, shoot him

    he shoots you, kill his family

    p.s. great thread how did i miss it when it was fresh
  4. #24
    "almost"

    I almost had sex with 14 women last night
    I almost had a 737 land on my house
    I almost stuffed 32 boiled eggs in my mouth at the same time
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Discussing what could have happened can take an entire lifetime.
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  6. #26
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "almost"

    I almost had sex with 14 women last night
    I almost had a 737 land on my house
    I almost stuffed 32 boiled eggs in my mouth at the same time

    Sounds gay
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