In prison its not gay if you're the pitcher...

1. 2017-01-26 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...only if the other guy don't want it... so if your in prison and about to be raped, loudly declare that you want it and that will make gim gay if he bangs you so you'll put em in a "checkmate" where he'll have no choice but to pass on your ass.
   
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2. 2017-01-26 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   brilliant plan...what could go wrong?
   
   i want you as my cellmate in prison
3. 2017-01-26 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'd just keep a large spike up my asshole .
4. 2017-01-26 at 5:53 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Or yell out loudly, "I have AIDS!!".
5. 2017-01-26 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What if you actually do want it? Does it have to be rape? Can't I just have a prison husbando?
6. 2017-01-26 at 8:48 AM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   It's not gay if you quit the day before you get out....
   
   So are you gay for the stay?
7. 2017-01-26 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm not gonna argue with this panel of experts.
8. 2017-01-30 at 8:10 AM UTC

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   The Dude Yung Blood
   Not rape if you yell surprise first
9. 2017-01-30 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You would know from experience of hearing it so much^
10. 2017-01-30 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or yell out loudly, "I have AIDS!!".

    
    that doesn't work when the reply is 'me too!'
11. 2017-01-30 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by infinityshock that doesn't work when the reply is 'me too!'

    
    And then a 17-man-gang beats both of them to death with long-handled brooms.
12. 2017-01-30 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want to be every member of a 17 man gang
13. 2017-01-30 at 7:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL And then a 17-man-gang beats both of them to death with long-handled brooms.

    
    Do I sense a youth trauma, Specs? Did you get beat up for being a faggot in the good ol' days?
14. 2017-01-30 at 9:07 PM UTC

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    a·nom·a·ly Houston
    Nahh man baseball is gay in or out of prison.
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15. 2017-01-30 at 9:09 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR Do I sense a youth trauma, Specs? Did you get beat up for being a faggot in the good ol' days?

    
    Keep on digging, Darkie.
16. 2017-01-30 at 9:41 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Keep on digging, Darkie.

    
    Is that what you told your black lover? This is getting interesting.
    
    What about the "bear" you "fisted"? Seem like an ANALogy to me....
17. 2017-01-31 at 12:57 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR Is that what you told your black lover? This is getting interesting.
    
    What about the "bear" you "fisted"? Seem like an ANALogy to me….

    
    You do remember what happened the last time you angered me, don't you?
18. 2017-01-31 at 1:12 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You do remember what happened the last time you angered me, don't you?

    
    you lied about 'i promise, just the head'?
19. 2017-01-31 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You do remember what happened the last time you angered me, don't you?

    
    LOL, I angered you. Quoted.
20. 2017-01-31 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Keep on digging, Darkie.

    
    Hah, I bet you check under your bed at night to see if I'm hiding there.
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