The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

2017-01-30 at 4:52 PM UTC

#8081

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Just listened to my new boss tell me hunting stories for a half hour straight while feigning interest. FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE .

2017-01-30 at 5:03 PM UTC

#8082

Brain surgeon Houston

I need to go get a job but ive never been very good at that so idk what to do really. every job ive ever had just sort of fell into my lap.

2017-01-30 at 5:06 PM UTC

#8083

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by cerakote how long will a gram of ice last someone who has never used it before

13 days.

2017-01-30 at 5:08 PM UTC

#8084

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Brain surgeon I need to go get a job but ive never been very good at that so idk what to do really. every job ive ever had just sort of fell into my lap.

Kinda been the same for me. Right when bills are accruing and things are getting bad I will check job listings and there will be something nearby me that I apply to and get hired on the spot. Probably not a good way to go about it but shit I'm alive and kicking so I guess it's worked out OK.

2017-01-30 at 5:35 PM UTC

#8085

Brain surgeon Houston

thats pretty much exactly where im at right now.

2017-01-30 at 5:52 PM UTC

#8086

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'm at work right now and its nice having money, staying out of trouble, learning new skills, etc etc but holy fuck sometimes I really hate being here.

I just need to get out of this hole and get a few grand saved up so I can live off saving and make $100+ a day trading bitcoin and selling dope.

I know so many people that make hundreds every day just sitting at home..I want that life so bad.

Thats all anyone needs is like $200 a day and like 10k saved up

2017-01-30 at 6:11 PM UTC

#8087

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Times that mainstream polls have been honest: 0

Do you perhaps prefer alternative facts?

2017-01-30 at 6:25 PM UTC

#8088

Lanny Bird of Courage

Also I'm sick and fucking pissed because I went out of my way to avoid this but it happens anyway. Like washed my hands a billion times a day, shunned bitches who are sick, the whole 9 yards and yet here we are. Fuck disease, fuck this pathetic fleshy prison, transhuman god-vessels when?

2017-01-30 at 6:46 PM UTC

#8089

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by RestStop I could make it last about a week when I first started…actually I could probably still do that.

did you smoke it or snort it?

i dont want to bang it

2017-01-30 at 7:20 PM UTC

#8090

Brain surgeon Houston

alright, i got another shitty warehouse job. Orientation is tomorrow and i really hope they dont drug test me.

2017-01-30 at 7:26 PM UTC

#8091

Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

Originally posted by Brain surgeon alright, i got another shitty warehouse job. Orientation is tomorrow and i really hope they dont drug test me.

What happens when you fail a drug test? Are you shit out of luck or do they let you try again later?

2017-01-30 at 7:28 PM UTC

#8092

Brain surgeon Houston

you are pretty much shit out of luck, this place is so desperate for workers though i really doubt they will test me.

2017-01-30 at 8:06 PM UTC

#8093

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'm training a new guy at work... Gonna take a shit in an hour and shitpost. I wanna smoke weed.

2017-01-30 at 8:12 PM UTC

#8094

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Make him take a fake drug test so he shits his pants and then say "Just kidding, let's hit some glass". Train him to be a loyal customer.

2017-01-30 at 8:48 PM UTC

#8095

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Brain surgeon IM OFF PAROLE AND HOUSE ARREST!!!!!!!!!!!! yet my life is still falling apart rather quickly

Tell us more about how and why it's falling apart. Suffering mystery theatre.

2017-01-30 at 8:49 PM UTC

#8096

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

This guy I'm training has the autism, he talks like a robot it's pretty lulzy

2017-01-30 at 8:49 PM UTC

#8097

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Lanny Also I'm sick and fucking pissed because I went out of my way to avoid this but it happens anyway. Like washed my hands a billion times a day, shunned bitches who are sick, the whole 9 yards and yet here we are. Fuck disease, fuck this pathetic fleshy prison, transhuman god-vessels when?

Oh, I also develop suicidal desires when afflicted by mild illness. What does this say about us, that it takes so little?

2017-01-30 at 8:59 PM UTC

#8098

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice Oh, I also develop suicidal desires when afflicted by mild illness. What does this say about us, that it takes so little?

That you are a weak little sissy bitch who wouldn't survive a full minute in combat with me. Fighting is mostly mental and you are the weakest fucking bitch I have ever met. Are you still delusional of fighting 8 people at once with your Autism skills? That was hilarious.

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2017-01-30 at 10:06 PM UTC

#8099

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

That's different, during a fight I can tap into he power of the berserker rage and become momentarily immune to pain, along with unleashing my full power.

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2017-01-30 at 10:11 PM UTC

#8100

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice That's different, during a fight I can tap into he power of the berserker rage and become momentarily immune to pain, along with unleashing my full power.

Is that when you combine physical combat with Energy Manipulation?

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