ATTN: Actro, dietpiano, and sploo

1. 2020-01-03 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You didnt all kill yourselves/die in the last week of 2019. One of you come forward. The odds on the trifecta are like 1,000,000 / 1.
2. 2020-01-03 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #2
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   they were all the same person
3. 2020-01-03 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   They're smoking fat blunts and bundying large in Totse Mansion with Malice now, (Peace be upon them).
4. 2020-01-03 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Octavian They're smoking fat blunts and bundying large in Totse Mansion with Malice now, (Peace be upon them).

   
   1, MAAAAYBE 2 of them. Possibly zero.
5. 2020-01-03 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Lol dietpiano dies and nobody even notices
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2020-01-03 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #6
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I had noticed he tstm'd. Maybe that was his new years deal.
7. 2020-01-03 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #7
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   His pupils are probably going all wonky again
8. 2020-01-03 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   He needs to tell me that. Mine are going all wonky right now too.
9. 2020-01-04 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I believe Diet Piano is ok. Can’t say for sure. He emailed me the day he TSTM’d. He thought I was mad at him, and I replied letting him know that I was not upset with him at all. Next thing ya know, he TSTM’d.
10. 2020-01-04 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    DP's fine
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    • Sudo
11. 2020-01-04 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I don't know why he TSTM'd. DP is still alive at least.
    
    I think Sploo dying kinda hit some of us a little hard. I know I feel bad over it.
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    • Sudo
12. 2020-01-04 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't know why he TSTM'd. DP is still alive at least.
    
    I think Sploo dying kinda hit some of us a little hard. I know I feel bad over it.

    
    Yeah I'd miss sploo but he didn't keep relentlessly saying I should kill myself and I'm too dumb for his own test. I wonder how he and actro pulled it off and why
13. 2020-01-04 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Technologist I believe Diet Piano is ok. Can’t say for sure. He emailed me the day he TSTM’d. He thought I was mad at him, and I replied letting him know that I was not upset with him at all. Next thing ya know, he TSTM’d.

    
    What's tstmd? And why would he care that you were mad at him? You're a shit head
14. 2020-01-04 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby What's tstmd? And why would he care that you were mad at him? You're a shit head

    
    When you suicide your account and become the something something man
15. 2020-01-04 at 3 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra DP's fine

    
    what a shame. He was my good luck sacrifice for the year
16. 2020-01-04 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #16
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Daily When you suicide your account and become the something something man

    
    oh okay then why is everyone bitching? seems kinda weird. LETS ALL JOIN THE SUICIDIE CLUB!
    
    
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    • blaster master
17. 2020-01-04 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    okay lets all kill ourselves at the Chichen Itza and carve TOTSE and NIGGAS IN SPACE into our arms and thighs
    
    
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    • blaster master
18. 2020-01-04 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #18
    

    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    and just how do you know any of these are really dead?
    did you get ahold of parents or read an obituary?
19. 2020-01-04 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    as the days go by the chances of people just being in jail, mental hospital or rehab is less and less.
    
    And yes we have been talking to Sploo's dad and sending him posts he made and stuff which really fucking sucks and is one of the worst things i've ever had to do in my life
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    • iam_asiam68
20. 2020-01-04 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #20
    

    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    this is the confirmed list of suicides in michigan during new years.
    
    B
    Thomas Lynn Bradford
    Frank E. Butler
    D
    Ethel du Pont
    F
    William H. Frankhauser
    Benny Frey
    H
    Alice Herz
    K
    Andrew Kehoe
    M
    George W. Maher
    P
    Sarah Goddard Power
    S
    James Royce Shannon
    W
    Barton H. Watson
    
    ^
    any of those names match?