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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I got off work yesterday and went to a bar and afterwards I went to a 711 for more beer and I bought a pizza there. I was walking up the pizza up the stairs and I slipped or something and I realized I was going to fall when my foot hit the stair behind it so I kinda hopped to give myself more hang time and that didn't work either cause my ankle turned in on the stair i hit after and i plopped down on the ground like a sac of potatos, i just layed there for a second and then went "oooooomggooood" luckily my neighbor was just walking out of his place (the muslim neighbor who saw me naked outside my apartment) and he rushed down and helped me up and walked me to my place. I was more embarassed than anything at the time.

    I woke up this morning with scrapes on my arm and back of my neck and wrist really hurts bad but I think I will be alright.
    I saw him this morning and thanked him for helping me because yesteray I was kind of pissed and was dismissive of his help and just wanted to go inside because i felt embarassed. He's a good guy.

    My left side of my body feels really bad and out of wack. whats weird is even my bicep is sore as if I'd been working out or something. ate the pizza though.





    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-29T20:21:19.686829+00:00
  2. #2
    Damn why was everyone so fucked up last night.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Damn why was everyone so fucked up last night.

    I was wondering the same thing. Everyone was awake and posting at like 5am
  4. #4
    Bill Krozby, lanny, myself and I'm sure a few other people were all vey drunk/high lastnight. thats like some full moon shit.
  5. #5
    I was fully anticipating a story where you got mugged/raped. This thread did not deliver. -10.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^i'll beat up you , but i wont rape you. lol jk. I'm fine now just got "derpadewd" up on the way down. I just needed some rest.



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-30T01:37:18.551632+00:00
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wasn't fucked up last night. In fact it was the first Saturday in like a year that I wasnt fucked up. Weird.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I wasn't fucked up last night. In fact it was the first Saturday in like a year that I wasnt fucked up. Weird.

    thats how it goes chicken
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats how it goes chicken

    Silly new job got me being responsible having to work at 8 am and shit. Been 8 days since my last drink. 2 weeks since my last marijuana toke. Only smoked 10 cigs all week. Eating bananas and sandwiches. I'm... I'm.. CHANGING.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Silly new job got me being responsible having to work at 8 am and shit. Been 8 days since my last drink. 2 weeks since my last marijuana toke. Only smoked 10 cigs all week. Eating bananas and sandwiches. I'm… I'm.. CHANGING.

    I cant wait until i can smoke like a free man.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes I'd rather sit in prison than ever have to be on probation again. Fyuck dat sheit playa.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^thats something I can respect and will do next time. Hopefully there isn't a next time.
  13. #13
    bling bling Dark Matter
    will u be my daddy
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    damn that sucks. your neighbor sounds cool though. you should bake him some brownies or something
  15. #15
    bling bling Dark Matter
    put bacon in the bronies
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    Originally posted by Dargo I was fully anticipating a story where you got mugged/raped. This thread did not deliver. -10.

    I got a story its about how your the dumbest faggiest alt and I hope you choke on your mothers cock you dick guzzling homo
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