2018-09-26 at 10:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by esbity
Us guys don't eat a whole lot of cake…
That saying is more of the type of thing you'd say to a female.
OK Piehole then.
Turkey Pot Pie Hole
What man doesn't like Turkey Pot Pies?
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2018-09-26 at 11:50 PM UTC
I'm 34 now, and some of the girls I was at school with look old already. Especially the smokers, tobacco smoking does bad things for a woman's skin. Sad!
2018-09-27 at 12:12 AM UTC
Tobacco is literally the worst drug.
I have TRIED and TRIED to get myself to enjoy it, putting white cocks down my transverse lungs for two months straight a couple times and I hated it every single damn time.
It's like ALL of the shitty, jittery, niggery stimulant side effects for a hot minute with NONE of the fun ones. If I ever wanna be 50% more nervous, I'd better go find me a cigarette right quick
It's very physically addicting though, almost as addicting as opiates. Like your body can't accept not having nicotine for some reason. The ONLY time I got any kind of satisfaction from tobacco was when I woke up wanting a cigarette after smoking them everyday for a couple weeks. Then it almost felt like a warm opi buzz until that first cigarette is done, and you go back to feeling like crap.
I think this is why so many people can't quit them; it's not because of tobacco makes you feel, it's how good the relief of withdrawal feels.
Also, you get to take WAY more breaks at work, which is almost worth it in and of itself.
plusplusplus the intimate converstations that can only happen during a cigarette break
2018-09-27 at 2:42 AM UTC
I began symptoms of CPOD at 20 and stopped smoking.
I only had half a lung grow and I had bad pnemonia as a kid which scarred the shit out of my lungs. My father (adopted asshole) would come home from the steel mill everyday caked in Asbestos powder.
they would also spray it on the bridges I guess. before painting.
then there was lead paint everywhere. the 60s and 70s was just when they said "Ya know.. this asbestos and lead paint prolly aint good for the lungs"
hmmm What took you so fucking long?
2019-12-30 at 6:46 AM UTC
This is probably the best thread of all
2019-12-30 at 7:23 AM UTC
Did they ever do drugs doe?
2019-12-30 at 7:56 AM UTC
I totally forgot about them
Anyone remember that one girl who had the Disney channel show where she was psychic and lived in an rv with her mom?
I loved that series.
2019-12-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
looks like OP is having another paranoid psychotic episode
2019-12-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
can you imagine how fucking dank a threesome with them on tek would be tho
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