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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I remember when my ex used to cook those for me, it was dum good! I also remember you getting a pet from the shelter, heh, I guess you could say its been a while..how old is she now?
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you still dreamin bout Grimmis
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT shoulda wrapped the *asparagus individually with Bacon long ways

    lol fixed

    ,,
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT you still dreamin bout lala

    daydreaming seems more satisfying..
  5. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't tell a southern woman how to cook.
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I will kick the brown right off ur skinny fucking ass motherfucker!!!
    Do not correct the MOTHERFUCKINGPOLECAT!
  7. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT I will kick the brown right off ur skinny fucking ass motherfucker!!!
    Do not correct the MOTHERFUCKINGPOLECAT!

    Anyone scurred?
  8. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    No!
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lala, ima need you to come handle my light work,, I don't have time for these rejects
  10. Originally posted by POLECAT shoulda wrapped the aspergrass individually with Bacon long ways

    Lol @ aspergrass. That’s just greedy!


    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I remember when my ex used to cook those for me, it was dum good! I also remember you getting a pet from the shelter, heh, I guess you could say its been a while..how old is she now?

    Not sure. They thought she was around 4 when I got her so she’d be coming up on about 6 now.
  11. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT Lala, ima need you to come handle my light work,, I don't have time for these rejects

    bwahahaha! She will reply in 2 weeks.
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I will kick the brown right off ur skinny fucking ass motherfucker!!!
    Do not correct the MOTHERFUCKINGPOLECAT!

    Well come on then you wheat aspergrass put up em dukes and lets dance cowboy

  13. Originally posted by frala

    American confirmed.
  14. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace American confirmed.

    Let freedom ring. John Wilkes Booth went through a lot to get us here.
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    The bacon will rise again!
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Shoveling :)


    i see slappy hoes
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sic semper asparagus!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Always asparagus?

    Someone's on the sauce.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Well come on then you wheat aspergrass put up em dukes and lets dance cowboy


    Lol
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    #LivingMyBestLife 💖 ;)
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