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  1. find a vendor that hides the trucks.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just say you didn't order anything.
  3. Send it plain mail
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon lol i have those same green cups.

    I can't drink water out of colored plastic cups anymore. It tastes like psychedelic childhood flashbacks and, well, plastic, if I try. It's a pretty horrific experience.
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  5. you did psychedelics as a child?
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Nah, I mean like when you take psychedelics and you remember some element of your childhood and it feels like altered states and you're regressing back in psychological/evolutionary development.
  7. Send it brain mail
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, Trump is triggering the fuck out of people with his ban on people from certain countries entering. Seems 1K+ protesters went to SFO.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lol, Trump's going hard. Apocalyptic forecasts are pretty flavor of the month but I have to say this is a lot more aggressive that I was expecting, feels like something's gotta give before long.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ooh, a federal court just halted it. Juicy.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, did you guys know Internet Weed Dude was in a porno?

    https://gfycat.com/BelatedLeftBighorn
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I wonder what size IWD's penis is
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny oh man, I'm not the person to ask. My reading level is like hooked on phonics tier. My effort at translation without looking anything up to give you an idea of where I'm at:

    Excuse me, I like your thing! <not really sure, due to?>

    *que tears*

    more <something> please

    Uhh, but after some searching I guess it's a dude awkwardly confessing love and then asking a girl out?

    I was aiming for "Hey you, i like you, therefore, live more."

    The scenario i had in my head was some person going off to battle or whatever and the other person confessing their love and having that be the reason why they think the person going off to battle should be careful. Or at least "live more please".
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    TRIANGLES!!!

  15. How long do you guys think it'll be before Trump is either assaulted, killed, or impeached? At the rate he's going, I feel it's only a matter of time. A LOT of people feel very strongly about Trump. I'd be very surprised if he made it four years without incident.

    Imagine reading about him in school 50 years from now. Kids will have little pictures of his tweets pop up on their e-reader, explaining to them how America became the orange nation.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Discount Whore How long do you guys think it'll be before Trump is either assaulted, killed, or impeached? At the rate he's going, I feel it's only a matter of time. A LOT of people feel very strongly about Trump. I'd be very surprised if he made it four years without incident.

    Yeah, I've thought that a lot recently, but security on the president is pretty tight. My bet is he'll make a lot of noise this first year and recede to a half way moderate position as his ability to lean on congress and get EOs enforced will taper off in the face of a much larger machine than he seems to think he's operating within (live we've seen with the lower court enforcement blocks on the "migrant ban").

    But I mean the fuck do I know, I didn't think he'd make it out of the primaries.
  17. Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, I've thought that a lot recently, but security on the president is pretty tight. My bet is he'll make a lot of noise this first year and recede to a half way moderate position as his ability to lean on congress and get EOs enforced will taper off in the face of a much larger machine than he seems to think he's operating within (live we've seen with the lower court enforcement blocks on the "migrant ban").

    But I mean the fuck do I know, I didn't think he'd make it out of the primaries.

    Yeah, I didn't either. I'm sure security is extra tight for him but again, A LOT of people really, really hate him. I bet you the secret service is working very hard at trying to keep up. Especially during these early months. Even if they don't succeed, something HAS to happen, there's just so much hate out there.

    Why do you think he's gonna calm down? His strategy from the go has been to do the whole doublethink drama flood thing. If he stops, then the public focuses on one thing. Personally I'm having a very hard time keeping track of all the shit he's said and done. Maybe he'll stop trying to push ridiculous shit like this migrant ban, which he knows won't go anywhere, but he's always gonna be late night twittering and fucking up political relations and whatnot.

    Also, pretty lulz he said Christian refugees would get priority considering they only represent like 5% or less in many of these places (I believe Syria has more though.)
  18. Oooh batman Lego movie
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cash me ouside, howboudah?
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