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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I got very drunk and called her and her parents retarded
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  2. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Less 'straw that broke the camel's back' and more 'getting a green skittle' (protip: there are tons of green skittles)

    Yeah, except I bitch about green skittles constantly and make it pretty damn clear that I don't want green skittles, and then someone goes out of their way to get a bag of exclusively green skittles.
  3. Originally posted by HTS Yeah, except I bitch about green skittles constantly and make it pretty damn clear that I don't want green skittles, and then someone goes out of their way to get a bag of exclusively green skittles.

    You sound exactly like Hydro.

    I really have to thank her for this. She taught me ALL ABOUT red flags and now I'm able to avoid them with precision. Like a hawk.
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I got very drunk and called her and her parents retarded

    why did you call them retarded?
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    because i was very drunk and being beligerant and mean for no damn reason. It was really bad and I woke everyone up at 1am on christmas drunk stumbling around the house and when they tried to help me i just yelled at them all and acted rude, not cool.

    jager is bad
  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood because i was very drunk and being beligerant and mean for no damn reason. It was really bad and I woke everyone up at 1am on christmas drunk stumbling around the house and when they tried to help me i just yelled at them all and acted rude, not cool.

    jager is bad

    That's not cool at all.

    Why are you so mean when drunk? I've never understood it. I'm always a super chill drunk. Most people can't even tell when I've drank.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah I’m such a nice drunk. I’m nicer drunk than I am sober. At a party I always kinda stick to myself around the periphery of the action, but when I get drunk I raid the kitchen and start making people waffles and hash browns from scratch. Lol.

    At one party I had people lined up at the bar and eating at the pool table like a restaurant. Pouring beers from the keg in the kitchen and calling out orders. Was so fun.

    I asked the girl where their baking powder was n she said they didn’t have any so I was like “WHO THE FUCK DOESNT HAVE BAKING POWDER?” So someone had to run to the bodega to grab that and eggs.
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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood To be fair though everyone that has ever lived with me has ended up hating me including my parents. I lost some Friends because we decided to be roommates and every girl I ever lived with has always crashed and burned

    I have changed a lot but mostly I'm a pretty fucked up person. I trash the apartment there's weed stuff everywhere and probably permanent damage to the apartment from my constant drug abuse. I have been known to punch holes in walls and break things while drunk. I do meth and opiates and associate with degenerates, drug dealers, prostitutes. My parents are psychos and meeting them will make your life worse.

    I usually have no money and don't work and when I do work I'm constantly stressed out and do drugs constantly until I get fired and lose everything and watch as it all burns and each time it happens I just do more drugs and next thing I know I'm on the other side of the country with a new life starting over again for the 100th time.

    It does feel different this time though and I don't want to leave. The thought of going "home" to Western Canada makes me sick because I don't have a car so anywhere I end up I would be stuck.

    I love Ontario because you can go anywhere you don't have to drive 8 hours to the border you can drive to new York in the time it takes to go to another city in Western Canada

    I like it here a lot I can see why hts didn't want to leave and I'm kinda glad things ended up like this instead of her coming to live with me in Alberta even though I had a good job I was not happy living there and way too much into hard drugs.

    I think this is also the most honest and vulnerable post I’ve ever seen from you and I want to commend you for being brave.

    Faggot.
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  9. Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I’m such a nice drunk. I’m nicer drunk than I am sober. At a party I always kinda stick to myself around the periphery of the action, but when I get drunk I raid the kitchen and start making people waffles and hash browns from scratch. Lol.

    At one party I had people lined up at the bar and eating at the pool table like a restaurant. Pouring beers from the keg in the kitchen and calling out orders. Was so fun.

    I asked the girl where their baking powder was n she said they didn’t have any so I was like “WHO THE FUCK DOESNT HAVE BAKING POWDER?” So someone had to run to the bodega to grab that and eggs.

    This is beautiful. I wish I was at that parties. I would have asked you to make has browns, eggs, bacon, and cut my grapefruit.

    Fuck.
  10. I get the same way when I drink though. I just want to take care of everyone and have everything be awesome. I've only been angry drunk maybe 2 or 3 times.
  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Depends on what I'm drinking. Most alcohol is fine. Whiskey is bad. Jagermeister is the worst. They add a bunch of psychoactive herbs to that shit - not good.
  12. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Depends on what I'm drinking. Most alcohol is fine. Whiskey is bad. Jagermeister is the worst. They add a bunch of psychoactive herbs to that shit - not good.

    Like what??

    Whiskey never makes me 'angry' like most people say it does. Same for tequila. Never understood the different drunk things people say about boozywa. Ethanol is ethanol.
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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Like what??

    Whiskey never makes me 'angry' like most people say it does. Same for tequila. Never understood the different drunk things people say about boozywa. Ethanol is ethanol.

    The substance stays the same...its how the body chemistry reacts to it.
  14. Originally posted by WellHung The substance stays the same…its how the body chemistry reacts to it.

    I mean there's definitely different things besides ethanol but 3yrs of some wood juice probably isn't going to make you 'angry'
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I mean there's definitely different things besides ethanol but 3yrs of some wood juice probably isn't going to make you 'angry'

    How do you know?
  16. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How do you know?

    Because there's nothing psychoactive in wood juice that would make one angry. Can you prove otherwise?
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Because there's nothing psychoactive in wood juice that would make one angry.

    wrong.
  18. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country wrong.

    Why did you cut out 'can you prove otherwise'

    CAN you prove otherwise?

    I'd love to see it
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why did you cut out 'can you prove otherwise'

    CAN you prove otherwise?

    I'd love to see it

    Oak trees contain abundant alkaloids, alkaloids are often psychoactive, eg. yohimbine. However that specific case has not been well researched. It is known that druids used to make psychoactives from oak trees or acorns, however there is very little information out there.

    And I don't post here to prove shit to you §m£ÂgØL.

    We were talking about Jagermeister - the ingredients in it aren't even disclosed. Could be all sorts of various psychoactive herbs, I have even heard wormwood mentioned.
  20. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Oak trees contain abundant alkaloids, alkaloids are often psychoactive, eg. yohimbine. However that specific case has not been well researched. It is known that druids used to make psychoactives from oak trees or acorns, however there is very little information out there.

    And I don't post here to prove shit to you §m£ÂgØL.

    We were talking about Jagermeister - the ingredients in it aren't even disclosed. Could be all sorts of various psychoactive herbs, I have even heard wormwood mentioned.

    We're talking about whiskey.

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Depends on what I'm drinking. Most alcohol is fine. Whiskey is bad.

    Dunno why you think yohimbine is commonplace or even in psychoactive quantities for whiskey, but it's not.

    You don't have to prove shit 'to me' but if you're making claims then yeah, you have to prove them if you want anybody to believe it. Nobody is just going to take your word. The idea that different spirits produce different drunks is a wild misconception based on superstition and ignorance.
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