The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2017-01-28 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #8001
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I like to go to sleep while i listen to this tbh.
   
   

   
   its just like sleeping with a fan on
2. 2017-01-28 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #8002
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   ATTN: Lon Lon-chon. I had to think about some Japanese sentence just now and i was trying to figure out whether this is a proper sentence.
   
   Ok ok ok, we'll do it animu style.
   
   Ano... Anata no koto suki! Dakara...
   
   *Que tears*
   
   Motto teikiteki onegai!
   
   Pretty sure the first part is correct, not so sure about the last sentence.
3. 2017-01-28 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #8003
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sleeping pggfftt
4. 2017-01-28 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #8004
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   Nobody got this did they? Shame on you.
5. 2017-01-28 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #8005
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon Tomorrow is my last day on parole!!!

   
   How are you going to celebrate? Overdosing?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-01-28 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #8006
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fight me, Malice. I'm bored.
7. 2017-01-28 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #8007
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck me, just missed some shit on eBay because I'm a retard. I hate myself.
8. 2017-01-28 at 10 PM UTC

   #8008
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Sophie ATTN: Lon Lon-chon. I had to think about some Japanese sentence just now and i was trying to figure out whether this is a proper sentence.
   
   Ok ok ok, we'll do it animu style.
   
   Ano… Anata no koto suki! Dakara…
   
   *Que tears*
   
   Motto teikiteki onegai!
   
   Pretty sure the first part is correct, not so sure about the last sentence.

   
   oh man, I'm not the person to ask. My reading level is like hooked on phonics tier. My effort at translation without looking anything up to give you an idea of where I'm at:
   
   Excuse me, I like your thing! <not really sure, due to?>
   
   *que tears*
   
   more <something> please
   
   Uhh, but after some searching I guess it's a dude awkwardly confessing love and then asking a girl out?
9. 2017-01-28 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #8009
   Brain surgeon Houston

   Originally posted by Malice How are you going to celebrate? Overdosing?

   
   god i hope so. i am ready for death. been getting high everyday anyway, i couldn't afford an overdose even if i really tried.
10. 2017-01-28 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #8010
    Brain surgeon Houston
    already been in and out of jail today on traffic bullshit. apparently my liscense has been suspended. cops got 150 bucks just for calling a fucking tow truck and had to pay that just to pay the fucking theiving piece of shit tow company 275 just for towing the car 6 blocks and holding it for 2 hours.
    
11. 2017-01-28 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #8011
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon god i hope so. i am ready for death. been getting high everyday anyway, i couldn't afford an overdose even if i really tried.

    
    I thought Crouton has cured you of all desire for opiates.
12. 2017-01-28 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #8012
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Bong and accessories came in today. Took about 9 days, fortunately made it before Chinese New Year.
    
    
    
    
    Fantastic price for that bong, the hits are so smooth.
    
    Wubba lubba dub dub motherfucker!
13. 2017-01-28 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #8013
    Brain surgeon Houston
    lol i have those same green cups.
14. 2017-01-28 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #8014
    Brain surgeon Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny I thought Crouton has cured you of all desire for opiates.

    
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
15. 2017-01-28 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #8015
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've decided I NEED to get a job
    
    I NEED a P.O. box so I can stop my extremely shitty drug routines of:
    
    nutmeg
    bundy
    benadryl
    whipped cream
    starting fluid
    benzedrex
    codiene/benadryl/ephedrine syrup
    
    and order some decent RCs online
    
    i cant believe ive never realized how lame this is. bundy was pretty cool until i did it 10,000 times. k2 was cool when it was around but otc habits are too gay to be sustainable for much longer.
16. 2017-01-28 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #8016
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny I thought Crouton has cured you of all desire for opiates.

    
    YOU IGNORED MY PMS I WAS SERIOUS
17. 2017-01-28 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #8017
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon lol i have those same green cups.

    
    Everybody has those fucking cups. I have a green a blue and yellow.
18. 2017-01-28 at 11:50 PM UTC

    #8018
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking shame on all of you.
19. 2017-01-29 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #8019
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah man and why a A P O box? Most vendors won't send to one.
20. 2017-01-29 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #8020
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yeah man and why a A P O box? Most vendors won't send to one.

    
    because parents check mail
    
    clearnet sends to PO boxes