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Best bottle of liquor I can buy for 20 dollars or so

  1. #41
    Originally posted by CASPER I just read SKYY and my stomach turned a little bit. Granted I rarely drink, but I remember that shit being awful. I can still taste orange-flavored bile in the back of my throat. Ugh.

    And everyone seems to hate gin for some reason. Maybe I’m just a massive faggot who belongs on the Gay Mountain.

    because clear liquid that tastes like oranges and alcohol is gay announce.

    loudly.
  2. #42
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because clear liquid that tastes like oranges and alcohol is gay announce.

    loudly.

    Lol. Yeah would not have been my choice. Gin and tonic is as gay as I get. A friend was being a total dandyboi and threatening to “drink himself to death” and being the homie that i am, I naked wrestled him for the bottle and chugged the last 3/4 of the bottle. Never been so sick.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by CASPER I naked wrestled him for the bottle and chugged the last 3/4 of the bottle. Never been so sick.

    the alcohol, down your throat or the bottle, up your ass ???
  4. #44
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Whatever hole would take it all.

    When all was said and done, the bottle was drained of its fluids. Every last drop.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by CASPER Whatever hole would take it all.

    When all was said and done, the bottle was drained of its fluids. Every last drop.

    this is the closest thing i could get.

  6. #46
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is the closest thing i could get.


    Fag porn yet again. Embrace your inner fag Benny.
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  7. #47
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    His inner fag is also his outer fag
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  8. #48
    G African Astronaut
    Symmetrical faggotry if you will.
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by CASPER I just read SKYY and my stomach turned a little bit. Granted I rarely drink, but I remember that shit being awful. I can still taste orange-flavored bile in the back of my throat. Ugh.

    And everyone seems to hate gin for some reason. Maybe I’m just a massive faggot who belongs on the Gay Mountain.

    I'm pretty sure gay is more than 20? I wanna try it tho. I wanna go gay.

    And skyy was the first alcohol i ever had :3
  10. #50
    Try Wild Turkey 101 if you haven't yet. To me it's the best ~$20 bourbon for that price point. 50.5% with a nice burn and complexity to the flavor.

    Bulleit Frontier Whiskey is also good but might be a couple bucks more, I think it's still under $25 here though.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Solstice Try Wild Turkey 101 if you haven't yet. To me it's the best ~$20 bourbon for that price point. 50.5% with a nice burn and complexity to the flavor.

    Bulleit Frontier Whiskey is also good but might be a couple bucks more, I think it's still under $25 here though.

    I've had it and its OKAY. Maybe i need to give it another shot but I wasn't super impressed. I'll update in a bit with my decision.
  12. #52
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Buy a watermelon, a syringe and a bottle of relatively cheap vodka. Imject the watermelon all over with the vodka filled syringe. Party in the rind.
  13. #53
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is the closest thing i could get.





    At least this pervert has the sweetest, freshest smelling (and tasting) asshole out there (for those participating in those activities).
  14. #54
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've had it and its OKAY. Maybe i need to give it another shot but I wasn't super impressed. I'll update in a bit with my decision.

    A lot of people like Makers Mark for a smoother option which is like $2 more than WT101 but I personally find it kind of one-note and lacking in complexity.

    Four Roses Yellow is around that price and is supposed to be good but it's only 80 proof and I feel weird buying anything under 90 besides Evan at 86.

    If you want to spend closer to $30 Elijah Craig Small Batch is outstanding.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Technologist Fag porn yet again. Embrace your inner fag Benny.

    theres nothing homosexual with that pict,

    its just a man pleasuring himself. alone.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by stl1 At least this pervert has the sweetest, freshest smelling (and tasting) asshole out there (for those participating in those activities).

    rectal hygeine is just as important as oral hygeine.

    a lot of people dont know this.
  17. #57
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Keep telling yourself that, dickhead.
  18. #58
    ur asking when do i stop when the botttlllllleeeeesss empty
  19. #59
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    early times
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  20. #60
    Went with wild turkey. It's okay but the alcohol content is nice. I probably wouldn't buy it again tbh. You fukt me when you suggested I buy Evan's poc. It remains my favorite. And its so cheap.

    Also got some shock top which is nice
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