Best bottle of liquor I can buy for 20 dollars or so

1. 2019-12-26 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #21
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   i'd probably just buy the cheapest shittiest vodka tbh, a two six for like 17 cad. Not like i'm drinking this shit for the taste i just wanna get fucked up.
2. 2019-12-26 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   The cheap stuff burns in a bad way, not fun. Chasers are gay
3. 2019-12-26 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #23
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If I'm doing shots I will buy a decent vodka but if you are mixing it you can use any cheap crap
   
   Why do shots of trash it's unpleasant. Good vodka goes down smooth

   
   I actually like the burn of alcohol. If it's smooth I want it to taste good, not like water. That's why people sip whiskey and get special glasses for it so the aroma concentrates. Put a few drops of water in to dilute the alcohol and taste it better. That kinda shit.
   
   There is no point to tasting vodka. It's purely for getting drunk, not for enjoying.
4. 2019-12-26 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #24
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The cheap stuff burns in a bad way, not fun. Chasers are gay

   
   If you go too cheap I agree. There's a store brand here called Vitaly that I don't like. Has a weird raw pungent flavor to it almost like sorghum alcohols if you've ever had those. Not so much the burning that bothers me.
   
   If you go SLIGHTLY above that and get Skol for 15/1.75L then it's tolerable and doesn't have that off taste that very bottom rung vodka has. That's why i said earlier I buy the second cheapest.
5. 2019-12-26 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Lol VITALY! SIT MY FRIEND!
6. 2019-12-26 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace All vodka is the same. Water and alcohol. Smooth and not smooth. Grain or potato. There is no complexity to it.
   
   When I buy a whiskey it's got it's own distinct flavor. Is it woodsy? Is it sweet? Does it taste oddly of vanilla, or cinnamon? Is it Irish? Malt. Bourbon? Rye? Blended? There's a reason people are whiskey aficionados but not so many (if any at all?) are vodka aficionados. The mash, barrel, and aging all have a profound effect on the end product.
   
   If I were going to buy vodka, I would buy the second cheapest bottle, which is a handle of Skol. It comes out to about 15 after tax, and tastes exactly the same as Stolichnaya.

   
   you mexhicants are genetically too inferior to be able to detect and feel the subtle tastes of sophisticated drinks.
   
   stick with rums and tequeerllas.
7. 2019-12-26 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #27
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   gram of meth
   
   put it in your dick vein
8. 2019-12-26 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #28
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lol VITALY! SIT MY FRIEND!

   
   Imagine being named Vitaly and being like
   
   It has my name on it!
   
   Yeah cuz its cheap like you!
   
   Ooooo
   
   ooooO
9. 2019-12-26 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #29
   

   bigthink victim of incest
   maybe disaronno? only 28% but tastes awesome straight. great bundy mix. nasty hangover.
   
   
   
   
   side note on cheap vodkas coming from a former alcoholic, finlandia is best (most tasteless)
   
10. 2019-12-26 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #30
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    28% is an uncomfortably low amount of alcohol for my tastes.
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11. 2019-12-26 at 5:45 AM UTC

    #31
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace 28% is an uncomfortably low amount of alcohol for my tastes.

    
    i used to hate vodka
    
    now i like the taste
    
    but i only drink 1 or 2 ml at a time
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12. 2019-12-26 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #32
    SPLAT Houston
    Shit just spend another seven and get Sazerac. Don’t be cheap.
13. 2019-12-26 at 6:33 AM UTC

    #33
    

    G African Astronaut
    Peasant
14. 2019-12-26 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    
    
    https://vsliquor.com/products/bushmills-irish-whiskey?variant=29346983084106&gclid=Cj0KCQiArozwBRDOARIsAHo2s7sxlmsN-e2_ukTN6WAxGYv3uK0BuK39hfLXsM5uaee0gvNB8Oje5egaAqX6EALw_wcB
15. 2019-12-26 at 11:12 AM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by bigthink maybe disaronno? only 28% but tastes awesome straight. great bundy mix. nasty hangover.
    
    
    
    
    side note on cheap vodkas coming from a former alcoholic, finlandia is best (most tasteless)
    

    
    finlandia is not cheap where i am.
16. 2019-12-26 at 11:36 AM UTC

    #36
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Idk how no one mentioned this. The only beverage for Gallym.
    
    
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17. 2019-12-26 at 11:41 AM UTC

    #37
    

    G African Astronaut
    Cheap good vodka : SKYY
    Cheap good blended whiskey : Crown Royal
    Cheap good rum : Bacardi Black
    Cheap good gin : Bombay Sapphire
18. 2019-12-26 at 11:43 AM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by G Cheap good vodka : SKYY
    Cheap good blended whiskey : Crown Royal
    Cheap good rum : Bacardi Black
    Cheap good gin : Bombay Sapphire

    
    i tried bombay before, bought it for the bottle.
    
    it was really gay.
19. 2019-12-26 at 11:43 AM UTC

    #39
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just read SKYY and my stomach turned a little bit. Granted I rarely drink, but I remember that shit being awful. I can still taste orange-flavored bile in the back of my throat. Ugh.
    
    And everyone seems to hate gin for some reason. Maybe I’m just a massive faggot who belongs on the Gay Mountain.
20. 2019-12-26 at 11:46 AM UTC

    #40
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER I just read SKYY and my stomach turned a little bit. Granted I rarely drink, but I remember that shit being awful. I can still taste orange-flavored bile in the back of my throat. Ugh.
    
    And everyone seems to hate gin for some reason. Maybe I’m just a massive faggot who belongs on the Gay Mountain.

    
    Mt. gay's good rum though lol. I only mess w/ unflavored Skyys if I go flavor I go Blueberry Stoli.