2019-12-25 at 8:09 PM UTC
So it was Christmas time 2014 I had just tried meth for the first time a few months prior. My dad was in jail and I was all alone.
So I bought a bunch of meth and trashed my house. I kept thinking my boss was going to come into my house because he knew my landlords.
Then I started hallucinating that my landlords were doing a bunch of work on the house, putting up for sale signs so i had to not do drugs near windows.
Then they started putting up ladders against all the windows and climbing on the roof to string up a fucking Santa Claus banner. They had a fake frost you spray on glass to make it look festive and while the guy on the ladder was spraying it on my bathroom window I was hiding under the sink terrified and then he used his fingers to write messages in the frost
I C U
he even wrote it backwards so it would look normal to me. I was being assaulted by fucking Christmas decorations and then they started knocking on my door trying to decorate the inside but I boarded up the door the night before because a drunk native person knocked on my door and threatened me (that part was actually real)
I think the drunk guy that came to my door triggered a psychotic break with the meth because after that I was balls to the wall insane and hallucinated non stop for a week.
I ended up in the mental hospital at new years and my boss had to come pick me up and the next day I went into work spun and late and he just told me to sit down and said im clearly not well and should take a few months off
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
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2019-12-25 at 8:14 PM UTC
okey so moral of story is dont do met
got it
2019-12-25 at 8:15 PM UTC
that wasnt even the moral of the story
2019-12-25 at 8:19 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
posting in a mi11ennial thred
2019-12-25 at 8:19 PM UTC
I do it a lot but that was like a perfect storm. Alone at Christmas, drunk guy knocking on my door threatened me, I was working holiday overtime at work so my co workers and boss could spend time with their family and friends instead of watch the store.
Also my Christmas bonus and paycheck got frozen because I used my bank account to buy bitcoins. I had no money to buy food so I just did more meth
The only thing that kept me sane was my cats and I started hallucinating that they ate poison and called poison control who called the police on me lol
2019-12-25 at 9:13 PM UTC
did the cops show up at your place
2019-12-26 at 2:45 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I was almost killed by the old poison on the doorhandle trick. Luckily, my body was able to overpower the effects of the toxin.
2019-12-26 at 2:53 AM UTC
Damn, you all make meth sound interesting.
2019-12-26 at 3:46 AM UTC
Amphetamine psycosis is like being in a horror movie and the consequences are real.
2019-12-26 at 3:52 AM UTC
I had no wood or nails so i smashed random furniture for wood and used broken pieces of cost hangers as nails. It worked pretty well!
2019-12-26 at 4:08 AM UTC
I PULL UP 5 YEARS LATER IN A DROP TOP SIX
LMAO
