AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I will be living inside a video game with the ability to re spawn at will. The game will be like Unreal Tournament 2004 with jet packs. Ya its going to be cool.
In 17 million years i expect to be very disorderly. In fact not only do i expect this, i know this for a fact. I also know for a fact that all the heat my body has ever produced will be around forever, as will all the particles that make up my body, at least in one capacity or another. Even if my particles have the misfortune of falling into a black hole, since conservation of information is a thing.
17 million years isnt that long. We still have like 3 billion years left in the habitable zone. I expect some stupid fucking carbon based life form to be sucking me up as oil and using me for their automotrons.
Ideally, spread thinly over what is now Eurasia. It's always been a dream of mine since I was a kid to nourish as wide a variety of flora and fauna as I can.