Where do you think you'll be 17 million years from now?

1. 2017-01-27 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ^
   
   
2. 2017-01-27 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Turn me back into a star from whence I came.
3. 2017-01-27 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Floating around some celestial body consuming all matter
4. 2017-01-28 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dead
5. 2017-01-28 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   cool ^
6. 2017-01-28 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   probably my kids running a Bill Krozbydog business with my cat
7. 2017-01-28 at 12:42 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ Turn me back into a star from whence I came.

   
   theres only one way to do that chicken
8. 2017-01-28 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby theres only one way to do that chicken

   
   I can think of at least 14 ways off the top of my head rooster
9. 2017-01-28 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^then do it chicken!
10. 2017-01-28 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol chicken. TENDIESS!!!
    
    
11. 2017-01-28 at 1:29 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I will be living inside a video game with the ability to re spawn at will.
    The game will be like Unreal Tournament 2004 with jet packs.
    Ya its going to be cool.
    
12. 2017-01-28 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Lol chicken. TENDIESS!!!
    
    

    
    $26 for 12 tenders
13. 2017-01-28 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Welcome to the third world.
14. 2017-01-28 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Lol chicken. TENDIESS!!!
    
    

    
    Love that chicken from popeyes yo
15. 2017-01-28 at 8:05 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    In 17 million years i expect to be very disorderly. In fact not only do i expect this, i know this for a fact. I also know for a fact that all the heat my body has ever produced will be around forever, as will all the particles that make up my body, at least in one capacity or another. Even if my particles have the misfortune of falling into a black hole, since conservation of information is a thing.
16. 2017-01-28 at 8:10 AM UTC

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    a·nom·a·ly Houston
    17 million years isnt that long. We still have like 3 billion years left in the habitable zone. I expect some stupid fucking carbon based life form to be sucking me up as oil and using me for their automotrons.
17. 2017-01-28 at 8:41 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ideally, spread thinly over what is now Eurasia. It's always been a dream of mine since I was a kid to nourish as wide a variety of flora and fauna as I can.
18. 2017-01-28 at 9:45 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Lol chicken. TENDIESS!!!
    
    

    
    popcorn shrimp hell yea. popeyes is the most narcotic food.
19. 2017-01-28 at 10:09 AM UTC

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    a·nom·a·ly Houston

    Originally posted by the holy ghost popcorn shrimp hell yea. popeyes is the most narcotic food.

    
    All the niggers I work with talk about popeyes like its the bees knees and they just inherited a vespiary. This "narcotic" effect would explain it.
20. 2017-01-28 at 10:58 AM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hmm, they did seem to hold it in quite high regard after they got high in this video. Around 8:50
    
    
    
    
    
    Shame it isn't compatible with my diet.