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Being a musician was always a dream of mine
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2019-12-22 at 2:59 AM UTCUm fittin' to rip Slayer - Raining Blood on the Ibanez doh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-22 at 3:03 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 3:14 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-22 at 3:31 AM UTCðŸ¤
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2019-12-22 at 4:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Species- Nigger Pig
Range- Central Illinois
Diet- Anything that doesn't run away from her
Behavior-Aggressive
[in the voice of david attenborough]
Far away in the wide open plains of Central Illinois, lives a rather peculiar creature called the CandyRein.
The CandyRein is most well known for its viscous attitude, and hunger for attention, which consists of about eighty percent of it's diet.
It will follow around other animals for days at a time, squeaking and squawing, in the hopes that something, anything, might grant it a modicum of attention, and thus feed its ever rumbling stomach.
In an effort to get this attention, the CandyRein will gather props; items used as tools to gather the attention of other animals. These include anything from marijuana to guitars, and even the baring of its tiny breasts.
Indeed, the CandyRein is a needy creature, but one that's all too essential to the ecology of these central American plains. Without the CandyRein, the sex starved elderly of the area may go their entire lives without breeding. Thus is the life, of the CandyRein.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-22 at 4:04 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 4:15 AM UTC§m£ÂgØL thinks I just got this guitar..lol
I bought it , just to show him up
I haven’t had it for almost 6...
§m£ÂgØL said it so it’s true
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2019-12-22 at 4:16 AM UTCI play skin flute better than you play guitar
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2019-12-22 at 4:16 AM UTCWait...
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2019-12-22 at 4:19 AM UTCI loved candy's performance in Communion.
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2019-12-22 at 4:19 AM UTCPost selfie of you playing it or you lyin
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2019-12-22 at 4:22 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 4:25 AM UTCLame azz lol
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2019-12-22 at 4:26 AM UTC
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2019-12-22 at 4:28 AM UTCBut I like Christopher... why did I do that? I’m a monster!!!
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2019-12-22 at 5:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein §m£ÂgØL thinks I just got this guitar..lol
I bought it , just to show him up
I haven’t had it for almost 6…
§m£ÂgØL said it so it’s true
Now..you play skin flute
Learn German Folk songs and start a Youtube channel, i'll build a bot to get you your first 1000 subscribers. -
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