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What was your most consequential spring break?

  1. #21
    Ok buddy retard
  2. #22
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Only went on one spring break down in Florida back in '72 or so. A bunch of us poured into a buddy's souped up van. He was a Sears mechanic and had fixed the van up as his own private pussy palace. It had a great stereo with Christmas lights that would match the music playing in the back with the walls and floor covered in a thick shag carpet. He had fur on the ceiling in the front of the van. Chrome Cragar wheels. Headers so it sounded so sweet driving down the road.

    We were all broke by the end of the week and I did my only ever "dine and dash". There were probably 8 of us running out of that restaurant at once. I still hope that didn't fall on that poor waitress.
  3. #23
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    I murdered 10 AT&T workers in Walnut Creek on the corner of Broadway and Locust during spring break in 1991

    they were walking to go have lunch and I was angry about the line noise problem that never seemed to go away. Later Zok who was just a tiny spec during that period would use half of this story as why I was King of Trolls.

    They never found the 10 gone missing AT&T staff. It's as if they went missing under new construction err summin
  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my most comsequential spring break was when I fucked Lanny's mom so vigorously I broke the springs on her bed and one of them poked me in the taint which causes me discomfort to this day
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The spring of 1922. I remember it well.
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The spring of 1922. I remember i fucked ny first nigger.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I went to Beefah Texas my prostate is the size of Walnut Creek. Oh yeah FCK yeah, BIGGG fucking nut niggah

    bad post
  8. #28
    Rrr African Astronaut
    burnt toast
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