What was your most consequential spring break?

1. 2019-12-20 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   For me it was the spring break of '99. After that the consequences were never the same.
2. 2019-12-20 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Didn't have "spring breaks" when I was a young fella-me-lad back in jolly old England, and if we got a day off school we spent it down the mine.
3. 2019-12-20 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #3
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   Didn't go to a university.
   
   didn't have the pleasure of going to a College Orgy or one of those abnormal type that you went to Lanny
4. 2019-12-20 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #4
   blaster master victim of incest
5. 2019-12-20 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   giving my first hand job
6. 2019-12-20 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by blaster master Spring break! The spring break in 8th grade my family went to Arizona. When I got back my gf had dumped me for her neighbor.

   
   that sucks but you probably had it coming. I've never had a bad spring break to be honest.
7. 2019-12-20 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The next one probably
   
   Likely to involve vegas and hookers so long as I save enough
   
   
   
   (and krek)
8. 2019-12-20 at 10 PM UTC

   #8
   fucking_weirdo Houston
   From the age of 16 til now
9. 2019-12-21 at 4:51 AM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Lanny For me it was the spring break of '99. After that the consequences were never the same.

   
   I hate you lol
10. 2019-12-21 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would say 03 for sure. Took a train with a girl, had sex with her, came inside her (I think it was my first time coming inside a girl with no condom), did cocaine with my cousins, came back, fought a half black kid during a 1 on 1 basketball game in front of a bunch of people, had a random very young girl try to jump my bones after I told her I might have a girl pregnant because my friend convinced me she definitely was because I nutted in her, got kicked out my mama house because I basically took off for a week so I stayed with my friend closeby and my being kicked out lasted a few days into the going back to school time
    
    Actually, it was very inconsequential when I think about it, apart from my introduction to cocaine, everything else worked itself out (girl didn't get pregnant, beef didn't escalate with the mulatto and me and my mom were cool after) but my meeting with cocaine proved to be fateful but tbh it would have just been a matter of time
11. 2019-12-21 at 5:07 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny For me it was the spring break of '99. After that the consequences were never the same.

    
    what happened.
    
    *puts dolls*
12. 2019-12-21 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #12
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood giving my first hand job

    
    You better take my Mother Fucking phot off your avatar dickhead
13. 2019-12-21 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by frala I hate you lol

    
    Mighty fine in '99
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14. 2019-12-21 at 6:01 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    2002.
15. 2019-12-21 at 6:02 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby that sucks but you probably had it coming. I've never had a bad spring break to be honest.

    
    That was before the age of onset of your bipolar one disorder, douglas. You were consistently in a good mood, back in those days.
16. 2019-12-21 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #16
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Lanny's favorite Spring Break was when he fucked my mom.
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17. 2019-12-21 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #17
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    My favorite Spring break was when I fucked a bunch of niggers.
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18. 2019-12-21 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung That was before the age of onset of your bipolar one disorder, douglas. You were consistently in a good mood, back in those days.

    
    God, FUCK OFF
19. 2019-12-21 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #19
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by DietPiano God, FUCK ANOTHER NIGGER, HUNG

20. 2019-12-21 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #20
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    I went to Beefah Texas my prostate is the size of Walnut Creek. Oh yeah FCK yeah, BIGGG fucking nut niggah