I'm gonna become a force ghost when I die, for realz.

1. 2019-12-21 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I totally figured out how to become a force ghost when I die and am totally gonna become one, you just gotta imagine yourself dissolving into the universe at the moment you die and its like mind over matter you just become one with the universe. I'm gonna do it now when I die and live as the universe forever its gonna be so cool.
   
   
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2. 2019-12-21 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   Fuck Your World African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc I totally figured out how to become a force ghost when I die and am totally gonna become one, you just gotta imagine yourself dissolving into the universe at the moment you die and its like mind over matter you just become one with the universe. I'm gonna do it now when I die and live as the universe forever its gonna be so cool.
   
   
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   I don't think you get to choose yet *Happy Encounters with One* if it works
   
   I had this lady friend back in the 1980s trying to teach me TM (Transcendental Meditation) and I floated out of my body and didn't like it and never wanted to try it again.
   
   Afraid I wouldn't come back.
   It was part of a *remote view* thing. I was trying to designate into Motha-Russia. though I was trying to trac a women's locker room.
3. 2019-12-21 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World I don't think you get to choose yet *Happy Encounters with One* if it works
   
   I had this lady friend back in the 1980s trying to teach me TM (Transcendental Meditation) and I floated out of my body and didn't like it and never wanted to try it again.
   
   Afraid I wouldn't come back.
   It was part of a *remote view* thing. I was trying to designate into Motha-Russia. though I was trying to trac a women's locker room.

   
   No fuck you, I'm gonna become a force ghost and you can't fucking stop me so fuck you you mothers cunt, alright?
   
   
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4. 2019-12-21 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   calm down folks
5. 2019-12-21 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   Fuck Your World African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc No fuck you, I'm gonna become a force ghost and you can't fucking stop me so fuck you you mothers cunt, alright?
   
   
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   Whoa, little sparky. calm for a moment. no wonder you lost all your hair. stress man.
   
   I said that it probably doesn't work that way (that you get to decide) but then again.. they say what ever age you die at, and you're undead in the afterlife (which is temporary-- Purgatory) is what you will stay. So yeah.. maybe if you time it right, this is what you will become until the next cycle of heaven and earth and a new big bang.
   
   It's OK pumpkin.. I know we told you that you could be anything you put your mind to. but that was on Mother-Gaia
   
   You're gonna have to double powerup on this one.
6. 2019-12-21 at 10:52 PM UTC

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   Fuck Your World African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tyrone only stupid white people believe in such nonsense

   
   Fucking worse alt ever.
   
   you look like a live-action version of Fat Albert BTW
   
   
7. 2019-12-21 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I'll do whatever the fuck I want and I want to be a force ghost so fuck y'all.
   
   
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8. 2019-12-21 at 11:24 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Yeah, a motherfuckin force ghost, WHOOrHOo
   
   
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9. 2019-12-21 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by tyrone only stupid white people believe in such nonsense

   
   Shamone muffafukka
   
   
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10. 2019-12-21 at 11:26 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    ya dig??
    
    
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11. 2019-12-22 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc ya dig??
    
    
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    So when you die you float off into the universe?
    
    so you mean become this guy?
    
    
12. 2019-12-22 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    you dun no nuttin
    
    
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13. 2019-12-22 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    this is a hardcore thread
14. 2019-12-22 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Will you appear to me in Force Ghost form if i ever need sage advice on how to brew a pot of heroin cut?
15. 2019-12-22 at 3:19 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll bind you to a motel bathroom so you have to spend eternity watching traveling salesmen and tweakers jerk off
16. 2019-12-22 at 3:21 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
17. 2019-12-22 at 3:46 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lel, something sounds extra sad when you put it like that. "Lonely Wank".
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
18. 2019-12-22 at 3:55 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    raping a ghost
19. 2019-12-22 at 4:09 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Rrr raping a ghost

    
    Kill a girl, then when her ghost appears rape her body while she watches to humiliate her. If you do that her spirit will become bound to you and she will have to serve you in hell.
20. 2019-12-22 at 11:43 AM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Sophie Will you appear to me in Force Ghost form if i ever need sage advice on how to brew a pot of heroin cut?

    
    Use the force psychoman, or you could just apply citric and heat energy like everybody else.
    
    
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