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  1. #41
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell cuts most of mine and I shave off the rest.
  2. #42
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What a fart throbb

    Queermo detected. You want to sit on his cawk and have fart on it. Queermo with a fart fetish
  3. #43
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell cuts most of mine and I shave off the rest.

    Chell is not your Mommy. Do it all yourself.
  4. #44
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Chell is not your Mommy. Do it all yourself.

    she like lining up the back tho
  5. #45
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats she like lining up the back tho

    OK that's OK then. I have my gal-friend do the same. Horse-Shoe or straight across?
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.

    If your barber uses straps to hold you in the chair something isn't right.
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  7. #47
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    I remember the guy who cut my hair as a kid. I wanted it long but my piece of shit pops (adopted) would have me only grow the front out a bit and butch the back.

    then he stop giving fucks and at 12 I grew my hair out.. looked like Alex Lifeson hair in the day


    updated
  8. #48
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What a fart throbb

    U make me wanna turn gay, octavian.
  9. #49
    WellHung Black Hole
    By buying a razor and doing it yourself....you save thousands of dollars, in the long run. I should be doing this.
  10. #50
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung U make me wanna turn gay, octavian.

    Let's fuck
  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung By buying a razor and doing it yourself….you save thousands of dollars, in the long run. I should be doing this.

    You could save even more on blades by just cutting at the neck line.
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  12. #52
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You could save even more on blades by just cutting at the neck line.

    HEYOOOO
  13. #53
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  14. #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol get fucked
  15. #55
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You could save even more on blades by just cutting at the neck line.

    By fucking a nigger, u can get laid.
  16. #56
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    25 dollars
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Shave and a haircut 40 bucks with tip, Just a haircut $20 with tip. I go to a real barber.
  18. #58
    Rrr African Astronaut
    My mom gives me 20 for a haircut and I buy bundees and cut myself
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  19. #59
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    im off to get me hair chopped fuckin barbers better be open
  20. #60
    Rrr African Astronaut
    Chop your wrists
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