2017-01-25 at 8:03 PM UTC
Idk why but I just thought of this and laughed out loud.
2017-01-25 at 9:38 PM UTC
Shitting in a urinal is better
2017-01-25 at 10:13 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Can't imagine it's very satisfying, jerk off in the club and cum on random people would be a better idea.
2017-01-25 at 10:22 PM UTC
i did this in 9th grade, there was cum on the toilet seat and i became a school legend
then one day we did frog dissections and asked to go to the bathroom and rubbed my hands together like a jedi, the teacher flipped out thinking i was gonna fap to the autopsy
2017-01-25 at 10:25 PM UTC
A urinal isn't a bathroom stall, sploo. And why the fuck would you become a school legend for leaving jizz on a toilet seat? What type of fucking school did you go to?
2017-01-25 at 10:28 PM UTC
a faggot skewl
with a principal who expelled me for poking a girl with a pencil
2017-01-25 at 11:15 PM UTC
Gotta shake out the last few drops.. Ahh fuck it might as well shake out a load while I'm at it.
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2017-01-26 at 1:31 AM UTC
So thats how pubes get on urinals...
2017-01-26 at 4:25 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
While at work at HEB when I was 16 and on a bunch of adderall I went to the upstairs bathroom and jerked off all over the seat. The guy from the meat market came in right as I was washing my hands, and he went in and sat down on my semen and started a shit. I didn't even hear him get toilet paper to wipe the semen off. But he probably didn't see it cause that bathroom was dark.
2017-01-26 at 4:28 AM UTC
When I was born I snuck out of the nursery and blew my load all over the hospital hallways and every person ever totally stepped in it so there.
2017-01-26 at 4:54 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Actor
The horror lmao.
Yeah I felt really bad and quickly went outside to go push carts cause I felt guilty
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2017-01-26 at 1:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Yeah I felt really bad and quickly went outside to go push carts cause I felt guilty
I'm sure this redeemed you in the eyes of the lord.
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